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  On 3/17/2017 at 3:41 PM, pnutts said:

What is Really Scary is that Humans do the taste Testing. :scared::eat:. I think that was the weird job that pays about $500 per week - It makes me weak just thinking about it. :sick:

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...meow....

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One of the current SKE students just told me a funny story and he said I could share it.   While he was at Bethel a nutritionist changed the food menu, one of the changes was a meatless Frid

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And this is the question my daughter asked me yesterday ... Yes... We've all been there... " Dad ... Will we have bacon in t he new system?" When she definately wasn't happy with the " don't know" r

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116 Years old.   She know what she is talking about    The voice of wisdom and reason right there!!!!      

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  On 3/18/2017 at 4:11 AM, Tbs77 said:

Why has my Costco 4pk bacon gone up $4.50 in less than 5 months ?

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Every thing has gone up ......have you seen the price of nuts ? pine nuts went up so much I no longer buy them .....  "days wage for a loaf of bread ( or a pound of bacon)" 

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  On 3/17/2017 at 2:29 PM, Tbs77 said:


That would be Noah's first story to tell in the new world.... "I'll tell you about the flood after this experience I had with the pig and it's extinction... And that is why I named my son... HAM!

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Isn't that proof that Noah ate pig before the flood?

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  On 3/18/2017 at 2:17 PM, Alexa said:

:hammer:

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When the new world comes, I am going to need to know where that cooler is.   :yes:

 

 

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  On 3/19/2017 at 2:37 AM, trottigy said:

When the new world comes, I am going to need to know where that cooler is.   :yes:

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I'm going to name my pigs after fruit so I can have sliced fruit for breakfast >:D<

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  On 3/19/2017 at 2:31 PM, Tbs77 said:

Technically it should be the other way around since I cook the bacon.

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Technically the card is comparing your wife to a pig and you would rather have the pig. That's a dangerous card! :eek:

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  On 3/19/2017 at 2:37 PM, Tortuga said:

Technically the card is comparing your wife to a pig and you would rather have the pig. That's a dangerous card! :eek:

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  On 3/19/2017 at 2:31 PM, Tbs77 said:

So my daughter got this card for me to give to my wife.

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So....how are you and your daughter doing? 

Is she mad at you???

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  On 3/19/2017 at 2:45 PM, Tbs77 said:


Now you got me scared to give the card to my wife.... I'll just blame my daughter if my wife gets angry, take full credit if she laughs.... emoji23.png

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Is it your anniversary? 

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Now you got me scared to give the card to my wife.... I'll just blame my daughter if my wife gets angry, take full credit if she laughs.... emoji23.png

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Then you have two women mad at you?

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  On 3/19/2017 at 5:29 PM, Tbs77 said:

Yes it is! No women mad @ me! Card was a success... emoji6.png

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Happy anniversary! 

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  On 3/20/2017 at 8:33 AM, garryspicer said:

Mixing it up.

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I like the wrapper..

Peace-Love-Hamburger

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Henderson is gearing up for its inaugural blues festival next month, and with it comes an extra incentive for bacon lovers.

http://m.reviewjournal.com/local/henderson/henderson-announces-new-festival-pairs-blues-bacon

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