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The fungus among us is pretty cool. B) 

But the fungus down under is a REAL wonder!  :huh: 



Radical diversity.  Yup!  Jehovah's creativity knows no bounds. ^_^ 


"Of the glorious splendor of your majesty they will speak And on your wonderful works I will meditate."--Psalm 145:5


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I predict there are going to be some fungi jokes soon.... :)


Yah mean, like these? ^_^ 


Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party? A: There wasn't mushroom.


Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties? A: 'Cuz he's a fungi!


Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together? A: They don't need Mushroom.


Q: What would a mushroom car say? A: Shroom shroom!


Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes? A: Button Mushrooms


Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling? A: A mushroom.


Q: What room can be eaten? A: A mushroom!


Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a suitcase? A: Not mushroom for your clothes! 


Q: Did you hear the joke about the fungus? A: I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you.


A guy walks into the doctor's office. A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"


The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." 



from: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/mushroomjokes.html

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