Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Joey]

If you don't start, now, I'm trading you for a Prius.

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Things you should not say in a Hotel lobby.

Honey,are you sure you got all the towels?

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Things you shouldn't say to a taxi driver.

[rocket]

Darn, I left my wallet at home.

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Things you should not say at a showing of King Kong.

"That's Bob in a monkey suit doesn't count"

[Joey]

Darn, I left my wallet at home.

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Things you should not say at a showing of King Kong.

"That's Bob in a monkey suit doesn't count"

(I like the Bob answer but I'll try another.}

Hey,what is this ape thing,I thought this was going to be a documentary about China.

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Things you shouldn't say to people who lay tile for a living.

[rocket]

I thought a good tile setter didn't need to use a template.

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Things you should not say to a Cement Mason.

[Joey]

(man Lynn this is hard:huh:)

Fresh cement!Can I draw a smiley face in there?

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Things you wouldn't say to Moses when he came down off the mountain.

[rocket]

So Moses, which tablet do you like best, the Android, IPad, or the cheap Aakash? Nooooo....don't throw the Android and the IPad.

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Things you should not say to Abraham after he just got aced out of the best land by Lot.

[Joey]

Donald Trump,your not.

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Things you shouldn't say to Esau before you give him a bunch of cattle.

[Joey]

Hey Lynn:lol1: good one.

So Moses, which tablet do you like best, the Android, IPad, or the cheap Aakash? Nooooo....don't throw the Android and the IPad.

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Things you should not say to Abraham after he just got aced out of the best land by Lot.

[rocket]

Donald Trump,your not.

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Things you shouldn't say to Esau before you give him a bunch of cattle.

Pottage?..............na I didn't think so.

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Things you should not say to Joseph as you enter Egypt the last time.

[Joey]

Donald Trump,your not.

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Things you shouldn't say to Esau before you give him a bunch of cattle.

Pottage?..............na I didn't think so.

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Things you should not say to Joseph as you enter Egypt the last time.

Hey bro,whatsup?

(sorry this was a tough nut)

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Things you shouldn't say to Martha,when Jesus was visiting?

[trottigy]

Where's all the food - I'm hungry

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Things you shouldn't say to Joshua at the end of 40 years of listening to the Jews whine while wonder in the wilderness.

[Joey]

I miss the wilderness,let's go back...

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Things you shouldn't say to King Saul while David was playing the harp.

[trottigy]

Some day that kid is going to replace you

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What not to say to someone who owns an iPad

[rocket]

What's an Ipad?

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Things you should not say to someone who owns an Android tab.

[trottigy]

Have you tried MAME (http://code.google.com/p/imame4all/) yet? just tried it today When will I study :readbible: New: What not to say to a video game addict

[Joey]

The powers out.

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Things you shouldn't say to a football fan.

[rocket]

That's not football, that's Soccer.

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Things you should not say to Goliath before he gets a headache.

[Joey]

Hey,Goliath,could you hold still for just a minuit?

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Things you shouldn't say to the brother who ask you to do a demo on the servcie meeting.

[rocket]

Sorry but I am going to be sick next Thursday so I have made other plans.

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Things you should not say to Absalom before his bad hair day.

[pinkpopcorn]

Hey did you ever think all that hair might one day hang you up?

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Things you should never say to your hairdresser just before you get your hair cut.

[rocket]

Barbers ain't what they used to be.

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Things you should not say to an Elders' wife.

[Greenfield]

Tell. Me. Everything.

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Things you shouldn't say to a single elder.

[rocket]

Ya wanna date my sister.

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Things you should not say to Sennacherib the morning after the angel's camp visit.

[Joey]

Ya wanna date my sister.

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Things you should not say to Sennacherib the morning after the angel's camp visit.

Angel-185,000

Sennacherub-0

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Things you shouldn't say to the facilities manager at the public library.

(Thats what my husband is).

[rocket]

That leak in the ceiling can probably wait till tomorrow.

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Things you should not say to a Nephilim after his daddy dematerializes.