Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Holly]

ashes to ashes

(ok, that was really bad)

Things you shouldn't say to a coroner (sp?) who is in the middle of examining a corpse..

[rocket]

So what's the dead guy telling ya Doc?

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Things you should NOT say while riding the chair lift to the top of your favorite ski area.

[Holly]

I feel faint......

Things you shouldn't say while punishing your kids....

[rocket]

I'm going to beat the living tar out of ya.

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Things you should NOT say as you loose control of your vehicle on the icy road.

[trottigy]

$%^@!*& (although I am not sure how you would say that ;) )

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Shouldn't say to people who can't stop playing Words With Friends on their phones.

[Holly]

Get a life!

Things you shouldn't say to each other about how much time we waste on here! (lol)

[rocket]

$%^@!*& (although I am not sure how you would say that ;) )

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Shouldn't say to people who can't stop playing Words With Friends on their phones.

I think it is pronounced Shiite as in "OH, Shiite Muslim"

If you spent as much time out in service as you do playing games you could be a Pioneer.

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Things you should NOT say at a Dolly Parton concert.

[rocket]

Get a life!

Things you shouldn't say to each other about how much time we waste on here! (lol)

If we spent as much time out in Jehovah's service as we do here, we could all be Pioneers.

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Things you should NOT say at a Dolly Parton concert.

My bad, Holly beat me to the post.

[Holly]

BUSTED!

Things you shouldn't say to the bouncer as he escorts you our of a Dolly Parton concert

[rocket]

Well she said to tinkle or get off the pot, so I did.

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Things you should NOT say at a Prince concert.

[trottigy]

BUSTED!

Things you shouldn't say to the bouncer as (s)he escorts you our of a Dolly Parton concert

"the bouncer" - Hey, Dolly - nice to see you up close

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Things you shouldn't say to any of the other elders in my hall ;)

[Holly]

Jerry want to see Dolly Parton up close!

Things you shouln't say on here about the Elders

[Holly]

Well she said to tinkle or get off the pot, so I did.

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Things you should NOT say at a Prince concert.

Will you sing some of the kingdom melodies?

Things you should not say out in field service after you just had the door slammed in your face

[rocket]

Jehovah, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

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Things you should NOT say to Sister/Brother of whom is a Night Club singer.

[Catalyst]

Jehovah, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

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Things you should NOT say to Sister/Brother of whom is a Night Club singer.

You sound like Tony Clifton.

Things you shouldn't say to an American Astronaut on a Soyuz spacecraft

[rocket]

I hope your life insurance is paid up.

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Things your should NOT say to the sister with 4 kids under 3 years old and expecting twins.

[Catalyst]

I hope your life insurance is paid up.

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Things your should NOT say to the sister with 4 kids under 3 years old and expecting twins.

you still won't have enough for a football team

Things you shouldn't say to a person who just hiccuped

[Holly]

I hope your life insurance is paid up.

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Things your should NOT say to the sister with 4 kids under 3 years old and expecting twins.

you still won't have enough for a football team

Things you shouldn't say to a person who just hiccuped

Can you repeat your ABC'S while you do that?

Things you shouldn't say to the brother with a temper control issue, after watching his favorite football team loose yet again....

[rocket]

Did you miss your anger management class again?

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Things you should NOT say at a Luau.

[BloomEtta]

Can I just have a soy burger and some wheat grass juice?

Things you should not say right after your own house burns down.

[rocket]

I just knew I left the stove burner on with the tub of Crisco next to it.

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Things you should NOT say to the Elder who just gave you bad marks on your student talk.

[BlaqueCalalilly]

At least I gave my talk....

what should you not to say to your mom when she's mad.

[Micah]

Dad said you don't know what you're talking about?

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Things you shouldn't say when you pass gas real loud while giving your talk.

[Joey]

Better out than in.

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Things you shouldn't say to your neighbor who just ran over your mailbox.

(I just did this sooo...)

[Micah]

Guess ground mail is out of the question now.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to your boss who is an ex-MMA fighter who's mad at you.