Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Joey]

Can't this thing go any faster?

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Things you shouldn't say to the cook.

[rocket]

If I wanted McDonalds food I would have went to McDonalds.

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Things you should not say in a tunnel.

[Joey]

Is that a train I hear?

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Things you shouldn't say to a Bethelite.

[rocket]

I think I'm going to put on a pair of tennis shoes and walk down to the corner store.

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Things you should not say at a Baseball Game.

[Joey]

TOUCHDOWN!!!

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Things you shouldn't say to 90 year old man.

[rocket]

What was it like during the Civil War?

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Things you should not say at a Concert.

[Joey]

Free beer at the concession stand.

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Things you shouldn't say to a flight attendant.

[rocket]

How come a lot of the attendants are old and ugly now?

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Things you should not say to an airline pilot in flight.

[Greenfield]

Can you stop here? I have to go use a real bathroom.

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Things you shouldn't say to the territory servant.

[Joey]

A doberman pincher ate my territory map.

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Things you shouldn't say to the school overseer.

[Greenfield]

Now let me tell you about your talk tonight!

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Things you shouldn't say to a new one who raised his hand for your part.

[Joey]

Better luck next time.

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Things you shouldn't say to your field service overseer.

[Greenfield]

You're arranging the groups all wrong, let me do it for you.

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Things you shouldn't say to the congregation secretary.

[rocket]

I'll turn my time in next month for this month.

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Things you should not say to the coordinator of the body of elders.

[Joey]

I don't like my field service group,could ya switch me.

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Things you shouldn't say to an attendant at the convention.

[Catalyst]

I don't like my field service group,could ya switch me.

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Things you shouldn't say to an attendant at the convention.

Can you get me a Big Mac?

Things you shouldn't say to .... an astronaut

[Joey]

The Apollo missions were faked.

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Things you shouldn't say to a catholic priest.

[Greenfield]

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...

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Things you shouldn't say to the plumber.

[Joey]

Take your time...

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Things you shouldn't say to the IRS.

[trottigy]

Things you shouldn't say to the IRS.

Really, I thought paying taxes was voluntary ;)

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Things you shouldn't say your wife when she is mad at you.

[rocket]

Yes Dear!!!!!!!!!

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Things you should not say to the Pope.

[Musky]

Is it true you're naked under that robe?

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Things you shouldn't say to an evangelist.

[rocket]

Jehovah is my Shepherd! (Christendom's evangelist)

I liked it better when we put in 100 hrs a month. (Christian Evangelist)

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Things you should not say to the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

[Joey]

Is it true you're naked under that robe?

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Things you shouldn't say to an evangelist.

We don't pay for sermons.

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Things you shouldn't say to a funeral director.

[Musky]

Is it normal for them to move around like that?

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Things you shouldn't sat to a medical examiner