Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Catalyst]

What is a "try hard"?

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to a bird that took a dump on your car after you just finished washing it.

You missed the target. Try again!

Things you shouldn't say to a brother or sister who yawns a lot during the meetings

[clez]

A try hard is someone who is always in the limelight look at me, look at me

instead of being relaxed someone who is not genuine

[clez]

hey you make it hard for the brother doing the count are you here or not

[Catalyst]

hey you make it hard for the brother doing the count are you here or not

You need to give us a new one.

___Things you shouldn't say to ____________________________________________________________

[Joey]

New:

Things you shouldn't say to the old brother who hands out candy to all the kids.

[Catalyst]

New:

Things you shouldn't say to the old brother who hands out candy to all the kids.

I hope you can pay all the dentist bills.

Things not to say to a sister who insists on talking really loudly so everyone can hear miles away.

[surfergirl]

Are YOU deaf..?

new things you shouldn't say to. You need to be more encouraging?

[Catalyst]

Are YOU deaf..?

new things you shouldn't say to. You need to be more encouraging?

I don't quite know how to continue this.

However, I presume that what we shouldn't say to someone who needs to be more

encouraging is something like ... "be more encouraging" or "I was really encouraged by your lack of encouragement."

New: Something you shouldn't say to a brother who has obviously not studied the watchtower

before coming to the meeting.

[surfergirl]

Don't ask questions that aren't related to the study article.? You will just throw the study out.

new things you shouldn't say..You forgot it was day light savings now. & you are late for your own party?

[Catalyst]

Seems this thread got stuck...

Try again

NEW: What you shouldn't say to a brother using a new iPad mini at the meeting

[barbara10]

I hope your battery goes dead!

New: Things you should not say to...the elder on the platform who ALWAYS forgets your name?

[Catalyst]

I hope your battery goes dead!

New: Things you should not say to...the elder on the platform who ALWAYS forgets your name?

Sorry..who are you?

NEW: things you shouldn't say... to the Brother in charge of literature who always forgets to order your literature request.

[rocket]

I am but a lowly servant of Jehovah but I want my $@ books!

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to the new young brother in the Congregation that is kind but doesn't engage in conversation.

[Catalyst]

I am but a lowly servant of Jehovah but I want my $@ books!

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to the new young brother in the Congregation that is kind but doesn't engage in conversation.

I can't get a word in edgeways when you are around!

New: things you shouldn't say to a Brother who never comments at the meetings.

[trottigy]

I am but a lowly servant of Jehovah but I want my $@ books!

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to the new young brother in the Congregation that is kind but doesn't engage in conversation.

I can't get a word in edgeways when you are around!

New: things you shouldn't say to a Brother who never comments at the meetings.

It is good to see you here, but you might as well not come if you aren't going to contribute ouch!!!

New - SHOULDN'T say

to the person who doesn't feel anyone will help them

[rocket]

Well you know, the Lord helps those that help themselves so quit your sniveling.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to someone who feels the ministry is a drudgery.

[Catalyst]

Well you know, the Lord helps those that help themselves so quit your sniveling.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to someone who feels the ministry is a drudgery.

Just wait until you get some Bible studies, then you will really know what drudgery means.

NEW: What you shouldn't say to a sister who never wears a skirt to the meeting

[rocket]

It's really snowing down under. I did not substitute any other attire.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to the brother who pulles his trowsers up way to far.

[Catalyst]

It's really snowing down under. I did not substitute any other attire.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to the brother who pulles his trowsers up way to far.

trowsers ? Sounds like Elmer Fudd...

Hey bwuvver, your twowsers look vewy vewy funny!

NEW: things you shouldn't say to a brother who never looks you in the eye when talking to you.

[rocket]

yea, yea it should have been trousers not trowsers. For the benifit of the Brit's who call pants undergarments.

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things you shouldn't say to a brother who never looks you in the eye when talking to you.

Are you autistic?

New:

Things you shouldn't say to the brother that has a habit of fluffing like a tuba during the meeting.

[surfergirl]

I can out do you any day. Bro.

new things you shouldn't say to Yourself?

[Catalyst]

oops ! got stuck again

well here goes ..

things you shouldn't say to a brother who burped during a prayer

[surfergirl]

That was talented.

new things you shouldn't say to....

Mum after you call to see if she wants help organizing your brothers engagement party. She says no, then changes her mind moments before the party?

[Catalyst]

Woops....thread got stuck ...

Try again......

New: things you shouldn't say to a man who is

washing his car, when you are going from door to door.

[barbara10]

I see storm clouds coming - you should listen to my presentation instead of washing that dirty car!

New...things you SHOULD NOT say...to a District Overseer's wife who wants to work with you in field service?