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surfergirl Grand Master

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Who taught you too cook?

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A broken Radiator?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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Abbyz Experienced

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Excuse me brother elder, is that supose to be funny?

 

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What not to say to your boss who does not stop talking?

It is not important where we serve nor in what capacity but, rather, whom we serve. MARKUS HARTLIEF

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Excuse me I've really got to get some work done before I die of old age....

 

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What not to say to that sister who has drowned herself in eau de parfum de barf for the Sunday meeting?

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Not tonight, Brother So and So. I've been too busy playing World of Warcraft any time I had a spare moment. I was having so much fun that I just couldn't write that talk, brother.

 

Things you shouldn't say when meeting your future in-laws for the first time.

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trottigy Grand Master

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I am glad I can't see you!! Too bad I can hear you  :lol1:

 

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Things you shouldn't say to those that wish you wouldn't have posted a link to the AWESOME! Zone visit talk.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Those ungreatful people. Why can't they just say thanks?

New something you shouldn't say to your father-in- law when you have to spend a week with him? :(

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Can I sit next to you - you look like you have enough for everyone!!!  :yes:

 

actually - I just might say that  :)

 

How about - if you put that over here - next to me - it won't block any of the isles  :yes: and then open it up to see if there are any goodies!!!

 

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What NOT to say to someone that says - "God's is responsible for the tornado. Everything (God) does is to get our attention. … My sympathy and prayers go out to those who get caught up in his demonstrations of (God) ruling the world."  AARRGGHHH!!!!!

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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The BIBLE! - what's that???

 

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Not to say to ones that ask IMPOSSIBLE to answer question (what goes on in heaven?)

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Here - take one of these pills it makes you throw up in several different colors (reminded of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

 

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What not to say if you see my picture in front of the leaning tower of Pisa

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Very good. Would you like me to study with her in the teach book or God's love book?

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What you shouldn't say to your wife when you have just been fired from work?


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It is not important where we serve nor in what capacity but, rather, whom we serve. MARKUS HARTLIEF

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Woman if ur wanting what's in the chocolate and potato chip aisle at the supermarket you'd better get on the unemployment line pronto!!

 

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What you shouldn't say to the brother who, when you sneeze, says "bless you". (real story, today)

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trottigy Grand Master

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Come on MOM!! Just give the kid his candy  :unsure:

 

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What not to say to your wife when she says - "Can you just have the salad for lunch today? I don't want it to go bad."

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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