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Things You Shouldn't Say!


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  • 3 months later...

Please leave the mail on my door step so I don't have to get wet going to the mail box.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to shali when she has duct tape on her avatar.

Ran out of band-aids huh?

 

New: things you shouldn't say to a bank robber.

Psalms 51:6 "In the secret self...may you cause me to know sheer wisdom"

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  • 2 weeks later...

Don't drop it Moses.

 

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Things you shouldn't say to a householder who says, "I'm Catholic so I wouldn't be interested in anything the Bible has to say."

funny...THE BIBLE SAID, that people would say that!

 

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Things you shouldn't say, to a 1st time visitor at the Hall

Psalms 51:6 "In the secret self...may you cause me to know sheer wisdom"

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  • 5 weeks later...

if you dont take my mags im going to throw mud on you clean car

 

  Things you shouldn't say  to a elder 

Why was you appointed?

 

 

New things you shouldn't say to a Moderator?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

New: What you shouldn't say to someone drinking (water) during the meeting.

Hey, pull my finger. (Because when they do and you fart - sometimes the water gets spit out on the person in front of them. :yes: )

Things you shouldn't say when

You see someone offended over a funny cartoon.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

Soon .....

 

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I will never speak to you again stinky.

New..what shouldnt you say.....to the Police?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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