Things You Shouldn't Say!

[trottigy]

Things you shouldn't say when your in line at Mc Donalds.

Can I get 2 Whoppers?

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Things you shouldn't say while in line at Burger King?

[Joey]

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun...

(Well,you shouldn't sing it)

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Things you shouldn't say to Bugs Bunny.

[trottigy]

Things you shouldn't say to Bugs Bunny.

Silly rabbit - Trix are for Kids

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Things not to say to Wile E. Coyote

[Joey]

Things you shouldn't say to Bugs Bunny.

Silly rabbit - Trix are for Kids

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Things not to say to Wile E. Coyote

Beep-beep.

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Things you shouldn't say to Homer Simpson.

[boodles]

"Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino." (Nedward "Ned" Flanders Jr.)

Things you shouldn't say to: an old friend you haven't seen in a while.

[rocket]

Your name was?

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Things you should not say to Yogi Bear.

[Joey]

Where are your pants?

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Things you shouldn't say to the Biggest Loser.

[GrumpysWife]

You lost how much? Turn around I think I found it.

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things you shouldn't say...to your student.

[Greenfield]

(Secular) What are you stupid or something?

(Bible) Nah, we don't need to look up any scriptures. (or: see above)

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Things you shouldn't say to a missionary.

[rocket]

There is parasites in the bottled water too!

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Things you should not say to Grumpy.

[GrumpysWife]

NO

Things you shouldn't say to Lynn's mother

[rocket]

I brought you a nice bowl of Oatmeal.

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Things you should not say on a Ferris Wheel.

[GrumpysWife]

I think i'm gonna puke

things you shouldn't say on a date

[Joey]

I think i'm gonna puke

things you shouldn't say on a date

Let's go somewhere where we can be alone.

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Things you shouldn't say to Barney Fife.

[rocket]

You're just a scaredy cat Barney Frye.

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Things you should not say to Marty McFly

[Greenfield]

When before 2015 do they invent that hoverboard?

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Things you shouldn't say to Doc Brown.

[rocket]

I think you got a little too close to that plutonium.

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Things you should not say to D.A.R.Y.L.

[Joey]

Show me your belly button.

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Things you shouldn't say to DATA.

[rocket]

A Joke!

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Things you should not say in a Post Office

[Joey]

I think that guys package is ticking.

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Things you shouldn't say to Dr.Oz.

[rocket]

Two Big Mac's, Large Fry and extra large Coke please.

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Things you should not say on the Matterhorn.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say on the Matterhorn.

I think I am going to throw up!

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Things you shouldn't say to your boss when you are late for work.

[CMWYW]

I just smashed into a Farrari that happened to have your initials on it's number plate in the staff car park.

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Things you shouldn't say to a dentist.

[rocket]

I am allergic to pain and tend to go into fist swinging, foot kicking fits of anger when I experience it.

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Things you should not say to a Veterinarian.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a Veterinarian.

I have plenty of money, just fix my baby

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What not to say to another forum member if they tick you off