Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

Are they still trying to catch the Pig?

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Things you should not say to Jerry the Moderator.

[pinkpopcorn]

Jerry - I like your dog picture better than yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Things never to say to the Pope.

[rocket]

Is that Papa Smurf in a dress?

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Things you should not say in an Elevator.

[trottigy]

WOW! those burritos were good. Pardon my gas.

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Things you should never say to a Brother who has a girls name. ;)

[rocket]

You know my favorite Sister in the X Congregation was named Jerry, Jerry Mercer.

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Things you should not say while riding an Escalator.

[trottigy]

Don't worry about tying those shoes - the strings never get caught

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Never to say to a stewardess flight attendant

[Greenfield]

(to a man) Stewardess!

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Things you shouldn't say to your computer.

[trottigy]

THAT'S IT - I AM UPGRADING YOU TO BODHI LINUX!

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Things you should never say to your phone.

[rocket]

Beam me up Scotty!

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Things you should not say on the Ski Slope.

[trottigy]

Break a leg

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Things you shouldn't say to the new guy they just hired

[rocket]

Get the lead out, my grandmother could move faster.

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Things you should not say to a Pioneer Sister.

[trottigy]

I think they should put the pioneer hours back to 90 ;)

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Things you shouldn't say to the audience while giving a public talk in a kingdom hall

[Greenfield]

Sorry, brothers, but I spent all day yesterday drinking beer at a brother's house that I hope you'll forgive me if this talk is a little sloppy.

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Things you shouldn't say to a former City Overseer.

[rocket]

I hear that you got the rug pulled out from under you.

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Things you should not say to the Forum Administrator's Wife.

[Joey]

Your Bob's wife?I'm sorry to hear that honey.

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Things you shouldn't say to the pimply kid scooping out your ice cream cones

at the DQ.

[rocket]

Can I pop those for ya?

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Things you should not say at a DQ drive up window.

[Joey]

I'd like 49 banana splits please.With sprinkles and nuts.

It's for everyone in my weight watchers meeting.

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Things you shouldn't say to Big Foot?

[Joey]

Can I pop those for ya?

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Things you should not say at a DQ drive up window.

This really cracked me up,I think that everytime I go to DQ.

[trottigy]

I'd like 49 banana splits please.With sprinkles and nuts.

It's for everyone in my weight watchers meeting.

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Things you shouldn't say to Big Foot?

weight watchers - and can I get a diet coke

To Big Foot - You should go to Weight Watchers - I hear they have DQ banana splits

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What not to say to the Communist Charmian of China

[Joey]

Hey,just Hu do you think you are?

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Things you shouldn't say to the pet groomer.

[trottigy]

Can you cut his hair so it looks just like yours?

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Things not to say to a householder that believes in the Trinity

[Joey]

Well, not believing in the trinity is like an egg,really, you crack it,mix it up and pour

it into a pan,and walla! You got an omellette.

(Well,I thought it was funny.)

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Things you shouldn't say to a used car salesman.

[rocket]

What grade of oatmeal do you use in the tranny?

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Things you should not say to a New Car Salesperson?

[Greenfield]

Thanks, but I wanna buy from that annoying guy on the radio.

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Things you shouldn't say to your car.

[rocket]

If you don't start, now, I'm trading you for a Prius.

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Things you should not say in a Hotel lobby.