Puns

[Tortuga]

People are shocked that I do my own electrical work.

[Mike047]

Are you an alternating circuit overseer?

[Qapla]

Some people were shocked when I wired my own toilet and plumbed my own outlets and light switches

 

[Ms. Piffle]

On 4/6/2024 at 4:00 PM, Qapla said:

Some people were shocked when I wired my own toilet and plumbed my own outlets and light switches

 

Well now that's just plumb crazy 🤣 

[Mike047]

Things will get better, I was told, it's the light at the end of the tunnel, sadly they didn't tell me what light. 

[Mike047]

Our baker is good at Jokes, he makes many current puns

[Pabo]

On 5/3/2024 at 4:51 AM, Mike047 said:

Things will get better, I was told, it's the light at the end of the tunnel, sadly they didn't tell me what light. 

 

I was always told that there you can count on that light at the end of the tunnel when things in life go so badly. But they should have warned me about the train tracks that also went into that tunnel.

Edited May 5 by Pabo

[Tortuga]

HVAC companies are well organized, they keep their ducts in a row...

[Old]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

HVAC companies are well organized, they keep their ducts in a row...

 

                 GONG!

[Tortuga]

Son: Dad, are you sure we are in Egypt?

Dad: Yes, you are in denial..

[Mike047]

Where's the access to all the ice cream?

 

It's the Carte D'or

[dljbsp]

Cheesy puns mac me so happy!

[Mike047]

On 8/4/2024 at 5:19 PM, Tortuga said:

Son: Dad, are you sure we are in Egypt?

Dad: Yes, you are in denial..

Or was it just a pigment of his imagination

[Tortuga]

1 minute ago, Mike047 said:

Or was it just a pigment of his imagination

That would be the Red Sea

[fix it shop]

On 4/6/2024 at 9:19 AM, Mike047 said:

Are you an alternating circuit overseer?

Maybe more direct current - ly !

[fix it shop]

On 7/23/2024 at 12:01 PM, Old said:

 

                 GONG!

Quack quack

[fix it shop]

On 11/7/2023 at 8:32 PM, Tortuga said:

One peanut was trying to help the other peanut come out of his shell...

[fix it shop]

On 11/5/2017 at 7:23 PM, Friends just call me Ross said:

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 

 

[jwzhang]

I heard this one the other day from a brother, thought it was funny

When was the first baseball game in the Bible?

 

Answer: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. The Giants and Angels were rained out. Then later, the Prodigal Son(Lost son) came home.

Edited August 26 by jwzhang

[jwzhang]

These puns will wok you!

[dljbsp]

On 8/26/2024 at 1:54 PM, jwzhang said:

Answer: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. The Giants and Angels were rained out. Then later, the Prodigal Son(Lost son) came home.

Add: Cain struck out Able

[Cool.As.Ice]

This whole thread makes me think that 

“the jokers shall inherit the earth, and they will find exquisite delight in the abundance of humor”

 

 

[Pabo]

[Qapla]

Now that is punny !!

 

Edited September 24 by Qapla

[StarHope]

Want to hear a joke about paper?

 

Nevermind, it is tear-ible.