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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 

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On 7/12/2019 at 8:47 PM, Tortuga said:

Which fast food restaurant has the shiniest corn?

 

Colonel Sanders...

 

As Red Skelton used to say: “I didn’t get it either.” Or “it takes a while.”

 

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

The American pronunciation of Colonel is Kernel. Corn kernel sander...:facepalmpo2:

 

Got it now. 😁

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

 

If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.

 

 

Who was the biggest financial wizard in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

 

How long did Cain hate his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

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