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13 minutes ago, Sheep said:

Damn groaners! (I laughed all the way through it.)

Did you stay for the commercial?

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4 minutes ago, Sheep said:

If everyone in Canada drove a pink car, what would Canada be?

The source of more jokes than I can count?

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1. We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.

    Runs in our jeans.

2. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

    Poor guy.

3. I tried to catch fog yesterday,

    Mist.

4. Why did the scarecrow get a raise?

    He was outstanding in his field.

5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.

    You have my Word.

7. I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.

 

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9 minutes ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

The National Pun Association has too many lobbyists.  🤭

Lobbing puns at each other? 🤣

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What do you call the bet made by a female poker player whose nephew treats homes for insects?

 

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Anti-ant auntie ante

 

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