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[Greenfield]

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--The Congregation Picnic--

Next Saturday at the annual congregation spring barbecue gathering, the Greendays Field Trip, Adam was responsible for bringing the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up that Gabe mentioned. Just in case a twister should hit the shores you will have something to hold on to, for you cannot be too safe, was the reasoning behind using a park with a storm shelter. Inside the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up that Adam brought was a huge helmet for salvation, a shield for the water balloon game, along with some koftas and snags for the BBQ, "and, not being too sure what Gabe is bringing, I thought I'd bring some potato chips and diet cokes."

Adam's friend Jack was there, and he brought the volleyball. But he forgot the net so they had to make-do with what they had. Some sisters at the picnic made nets from the branches, Jane remembered seeing it done in Hawaii, so she said follow me. Rick was happy with the improvise. The game's score was off the chart Rick's team beat old Trottigy's 50 - 1, poor old trottigy, his team had to do the chicken dance, and we sisters so enjoyed seeing him put on the chicken skirt and dance away then the Papparazzi turned up, try to take photos but couldn't stop laughing. So they joined in too until the entire crowd did the chicken dance and "by the way, what is the chicken dance?"

"Its kinda like the nut bush but you know, chicken style and its kinda like the country western except you act like a chock. Nonetheless, Trottigy's team kicked butt at the poker and blackjack tournaments at the gathering. And then there were the girls playing "Psychiatrist" with the new sister in the congregation - and were so happy she is such a good sport!

The Helmet of Salvation prize from the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up went to the champion of to Sister Peticoat Junction. She was given an award winning Sarah Lee apple pie...

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but before she could see the pie, it was scarfed down by...

[rocket]

Trottigy's little Jack Russell terrier Zoey.

[trottigy]

Zoey looked and smiled that cute smile of his and while petting him saying its ok.

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[Greenfield]

Trottigy decided it was time for a rematch at volleyball - but this time...

[surfergirl]

He still lost. Cause he was chasing Zoey because he had seen some otters down by the lake and so. it was either Zoey or the otters...Trottigy was exhausted Kids he said" always chasing them and theey always interupt whatever I do. he said...

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I'm gonna KILL that dog! But then he slapped his mouth, realizing what he had just said, Ah my poor little Zoey.

[surfergirl]

Rick. Jane, Lynn. Adam, & Good`O`sister Faithful were histericaly Laughing. because It turned Into the Benny Hill chase. To follow Trottigy , then to foll ow Zoey who was chasing the Otters: Then Cowboy Joe got up with his after Zoey they yelled poor Old Trotts needs help.

[rocket]

As they were scurrying about trying to catch Zoey Brother Problematic, Rick, bumped sister Pain in the rear and they again all burst out laughing.

[lavritt]

However, Sister Pain In The Rear lost her balance and went rolling down the hill directly into the lake.

[Greenfield]

Old Trotts needed help because...

[Good-O]

they had just been told there was an alligator in the lake so GET HER OUT QUICK and btw, she has already been baptized so we don't need to do that again!

[surfergirl]

So they called for Happy Gilmore, They said you better come quick, so with his awesome golfing arm, he was able to rescue

Sister Pain, from the alligator, she said with a smile......

[Greenfield]

Guys, guys, it was only a rubber alligator!

[Good-O]

And she said: "You see how silly we sisters can become when we are having such fun; Why can't you brothers have the same fun?"

[Greenfield]

With that, it was decided to begin the water balloon game, and the shields were taken out of the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up to be used by the two teams.

[Good-O]

It was so much fun to watch because there was more water on the one filling the balloons than in the balloons - the others were getting the sacks ready for a race while..................

[Greenfield]

saying goodbye to Trottigy and Zoey, as they were heading to Vegas, that is, heading back home to Las Vegas.

[Good-O]

and as we bid them farewell and a safe trip, the funniest thing happened.............

[rocket]

As they are all lined up for the sack race, Adam still trying to get in his sack at the last second lost his balance and fell toward the others all ready in their sacks, down like dominos they all went and in the process Adam accidently hit sister Foot in the mouth and Rick once again mannaged to butt sister Pain in the rear.

[Greenfield]

Then, adding to the hilarity, Trottigy's dog Zoey ran over and...

[rocket]

licked sister Maxi in biggie and sister Strange in the face, after which she really had a strange face.

[Greenfield]

Story archives:

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--The Congregation Picnic--

Next Saturday at the annual congregation spring barbecue gathering, the Greendays Field Trip, Adam was responsible for bringing the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up that Gabe mentioned. Just in case a twister should hit the shores you will have something to hold on to, for you cannot be too safe, was the reasoning behind using a park with a storm shelter. Inside the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up that Adam brought was a huge helmet for salvation, a shield for the water balloon game, along with some koftas and snags for the BBQ, "and, not being too sure what Gabe is bringing, I thought I'd bring some potato chips and diet cokes."

Adam's friend Jack was there, and he brought the volleyball. But he forgot the net so they had to make-do with what they had. Some sisters at the picnic made nets from the branches, Jane remembered seeing it done in Hawaii, so she said follow me. Rick was happy with the improvise. The game's score was off the chart, Rick's team beat old Trottigy's 50 - 1, poor old trottigy, his team had to do the chicken dance, and we sisters so enjoyed seeing him put on the chicken skirt and dance away then the Papparazzi turned up, try to take photos but couldn't stop laughing. So they joined in too until the entire crowd did the chicken dance and "by the way, what is the chicken dance?"

"Its kinda like the nut bush but you know, chicken style and its kinda like the country western except you act like a chock." Nonetheless, Trottigy's team kicked butt at the poker and blackjack tournaments at the gathering. And then there were the girls playing "Psychiatrist" with the new sister in the congregation - and were so happy she is such a good sport!

--Chaos at the Gathering--

The Helmet of Salvation prize from the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up went to the champion of to Sister Peticoat Junction. She was given an award winning Sarah Lee apple pie, but before she could see the pie, it was scarfed down by Trottigy's little Jack Russell terrier Zoey. Zoey looked and smiled that cute smile of his and while petting him saying its ok, Trottigy decided it was time for a rematch at volleyball - but this time he still lost. Because he was chasing Zoey because he had seen some otters down by the lake and so it was either Zoey or the otters, Trottigy was exhausted, "Kids" he said "always chasing them and they always interupt whatever I do." He said, "I'm gonna KILL that dog!" But then he slapped his mouth, realizing what he had just said, "Ah my poor little Zoey."

Rick, Jane, Lynn, Adam, & Good-O, sister Faithful were histericaly laughing, because it turned into the Benny Hill chase. To follow Trottigy, then to follow Zoey who was chasing the Otters: Then Cowboy Joe got up with his cracking the whip indian after Zoey, they yelled, "poor Old Trotts needs help." As they were scurrying about trying to catch Zoey Brother Problematic, Rick, bumped sister Pain in the rear and they again all burst out laughing. However, Sister Pain In The Rear lost her balance and went rolling down the hill directly into the lake.

Old Trotts needed help because they had just been told there was an alligator in the lake so "GET HER OUT QUICK and by the way, she has already been baptized so we don't need to do that again!" So they called for Happy Gilmore, they said you better come quick, so with his awesome golfing arm, he was able to rescue Sister Pain from the alligator, she said with a smile, "Guys, guys, it was only a rubber alligator!" And she said: "You see how silly we sisters can become when we are having such fun; Why can't you brothers have the same fun?"

With that, it was decided to begin the water balloon game, and the shields were taken out of the Sack of Encouraging and Cheering Up to be used by the two teams. It was so much fun to watch because there was more water on the one filling the balloons than in the balloons - the others were getting the sacks ready for a race while saying goodbye to Trottigy and Zoey, as they were heading to Vegas, that is, heading back home to Las Vegas, and as we bid them farewell and a safe trip, the funniest thing happened. As they are all lined up for the sack race, Adam still trying to get in his sack at the last second lost his balance and fell toward the others all ready in their sacks, down like dominos they all went and in the process Adam accidently hit sister Foot in the mouth and Rick once again mannaged to butt sister Pain in the rear. Then, adding to the hilarity, Trottigy's dog Zoey ran over and licked sister Maxi in biggie and sister Strange in the face, after which she really had a strange face.

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The next day at the Sunday Meeting the brother giving the talk...

[rocket]

could hardly keep a straight face as he looked out in the audience and faces reminded him of the hilarious events of the day before.

[surfergirl]

Zoey went over and started liking sister Pain in the face. She said In a toffeed nose maner " Oh get that s,imy mutt of me I am gonna be sick and need a bath of disinfectant, OH Trott's she grawled".......

[Greenfield]

"Wait a second!" Rick exclaimed, "I thought Trottigy took Zoey back to Vegas with him yesterday?"