Things You SHOULD Say!

[Hallett 82]

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Things you should say to a computer virus.

Meet the virus I killed last week. .

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Things you SHOULD say to the burglar in your house.

[Greenfield]

*nothing-call the police later, your life is more important*

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Things you should say to

[Hallett 82]

*nothing-call the police later, your life is more important* . . .

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Things you SHOULD say to your local FBI agent.

[rocket]

Hi and good-bye

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Things you SHOULD say to the sister who is so nervous giving talks in the school that she vomits.

[Hallett 82]

Dear sister . .you need to have a hobby to divert nervous energy.

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Things you SHOULD say to the brother with his fly undone

[rocket]

Are we trolling tonight.

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Things you SHOULD say to a JW hate monger.

[Hallett 82]

Nothing, they tend to steer clear of me.

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Things you SHOULD say to the child who does first Bible read on school. (and does not faint)

[Greenfield]

You did awesome! Someday you will be the one doing the counseling to the one doing the reading.

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Things you should say to

[rocket]

I'll give to the young brother that was just diagnosed with leukemia and mabe he will have a too.

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Things you SHOULD say to the pioneers that have been sticking with it for years and years and loving every minute of it.

[surfergirl]

No wonder you look radiant, you are truly the light too the road.

new things you should say if you want to pioneer, use to pioneer and its still a burning flame?

[rocket]

I will support you in your endeavor, what can I do to help.

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Things you SHOULD say to the person who downgrades pioneers to make themselves look better.

[surfergirl]

Have you experienced the joy> No then you have no idea what you missing out on.

new things you should say so that feel they bad for speaking without experiencing Matt 6/33?

[rocket]

Keep on studying and praying and it will all come together for you.

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Things you SHOULD say to some one that doesn't read their own comments before posting to see if they make any sense.

[Greenfield]

You must check to make sure you don't embarrass yourself by doing something like misspelling 'slit'.

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Things you should say to someone who is with

[rocket]

Get over it.

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Things you SHOULD say to who has on

[surfergirl]

Well If ya talking about John Wayne I love his movies. I like my coffee strong almost like mud.

new things you should say to the old movies?

[rocket]

They don't make'em like they use to.

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Things you SHOULD say to a blonde walking down the freeway.

[Hallett 82]

Keep your hair Blonde babe . .it is the only warning we get. ;)

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Things you SHOULD say to the man with a total 'comb-over' and thinks it look great.

[rocket]

That bald spot never really gets covered up does it?

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Things you SHOULD say to the world traveler that gets to visit many Bethels.

[surfergirl]

I wish I could experience life the way you do. To see the Bethels must be like going to see Mecca,

new things you should say to green grass on the otherside?

[rocket]

You look so much greener than the grass on this side of the fence.

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Things you SHOULD say to the Brother who's girl friend was murdered a short time ago..

[surfergirl]

OH BRO need a and a:drink: let me know what I can do to be there for you.

new things you should say- to the one that did the dirty?

[rocket]

I pray you find Jehovah, repent and turn around.

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Things you SHOULD say to some one who keeps hitting their funny bone.

[surfergirl]

I don't know why they call it the funny bone. It should be called the bone that catches every corner (i did it yesterday our gate has a broken lock and it cut)

new things you should say--to So what?

[rocket]

Is that so!

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Things you SHOULD say to the dog walker that refuses to pick up their dogs dogie do-do from your lawn.