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Did you know they made a movie about grumpy old men grandpa. You to a T. and if ya not careful

Mr Wilson your teeth will be replaced with chewing gum

new things you should say to George C. Cookbooks?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Do you think I'm really going to read all those directions?

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Things you SHOULD say to the couple in the Congregation that received their invitation to the School for Married Couples.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Congratulations! We look forward to having you back for a time after the school, but we will miss you in any assignment thereafter, but they will enjoy having you.

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Things you should say to someone who is invited to be a circuit overseer.

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It will be sad to see you go but it makes my heart glad to see your advancement.

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Things you SHOULD say to the 9 yr. old who gave a superb Bible reading during the CO visit.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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It will be sad to see you leave the circuit work but a child is a blessing of its own.

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Things you SHOULD say to a CO that is being moved from a warm climate to a circuit in the cold, cold NW Montana.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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We no longer use Rendezvous as a term for our meeting for field service.

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who can't understand why we change terminology.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Wow can i hang on to you Bro. you look like a tower of strength, something i am not but I want to be. you give great answers and listening to the old songs with you is what i wanna do?

new things you should say to someone who just got baptized today. (4 at Our assemb today :backflip:)

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Well partner if you're not careful I'm gonna find out where you live and have my best friends call on you for a month every saturday.

Or else. I shall get some hot coals and make you be nice.

new things you should say to mould?(expression used today)

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Yankee doodle dandee

new things you should say to someone who thinks he is Really Cool?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Government is a difficult thing isn't it? We're here today to speak with you about the government Jesus spoke about at...

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Things you should say when you're at the door and it slowly dawns on you that the householder thinks you're a Mormon.

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