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As i need a bit of cheering up ( it was turn to buy coffee for field service today)

I thought it might be a good idea to post a joke/funny story thread. It can be anything as long as it

is funny and clean.

A man goes to his doctors for a check-up, and tells the doctor he is unwell.

The doctor has a look at him, and tells him to “Go over to the window and stick his tong out”

The man was a bit taken aback by this, and asked the doctor.

“Will the natural light help you see better doctor”?

The doctor said “NO, I just don’t like the greengrocer across the road”

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Two cows are having a chat by a fence and Doris the cow is saying to Gertrude.

"Gertrude, im really worried about this mad cows disease, I heard there is a case over

on old man Johnston's farm in the next field".

Gertrude Replies. "Im not worried, Dont affect us ducks".

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Two hippopotamuses are wallowing in the mud, and one says to the other:

"I keep thinking it's Tuesday!"


As in, "What would two Hippopotamuses care what day it was" :)

Spot on. Why would one day be any different to another to a hippo?

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