Joke thread/ funny story

[Mrs. Musky]

Get him this instead:

[surfergirl]

I'm thinking of getting this for Grumpy.

I love that Idea Vernalee. I use to have a friend when I was growing up. he had an outback loo. and when you shut the door . the music would come on my friend had it rigged with news papers and allsorts of reading including a seat with spiders fiber glassed, ya I think it was an aussie notion

[surfergirl]

Get him this instead:

dude are you the terminator? guess its a heads up for anyone visiting your house for dinner,

[LeslieDean]

Is that a cheese grater?

[Hallett 82]

Is that a cheese grater?

I'm gunna 'hold it' when I visit . . . . . and no rest room break visit while in the ministry. (does your congr; know about this)?

[bohemian]

[purplefan]

Thanks guys, this thread is making me giggle.

Keep em coming.

[surfergirl]

Once we were on a bus to an international convention and a friend told us this joke.

what run's faster than electricity..?

Gastro he said

[Cherie]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the 'possum that it CAN be done.

[retroHelen]

herman.jpg

Another of many great Herman/Jim Unger cartoons:

[Musky]

OK, I'll admit my last one was a little harsh, is this better?

[Hallett 82]

Marginally.

[Mrs. Musky]

OK' date=' I'll admit my last one was a little harsh, is this better?

[/quote'] Ok, Musky, I'm on my way to Home Depot to find you some!

[Musky]

OK' date=' I'll admit my last one was a little harsh, is this better?

[/quote'] Ok, Musky, I'm on my way to Home Depot to find you some!

[lavritt]

[GrumpysWife]

[surfergirl]

http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/jgroup/jgroup1105/jgroup110500097/9524612-roll-of-100-bills-on-a-toilet-paper-spindle.jpg

many try to save there hard earn $. amazing it seems to be easily flushed away..

[hayhauler]

A man dreams one night he is a Tee-Pee. Strange but stranger yet is the next night he dreams he' a Wig-Wam. After a couple of months of the alternate night dreaming pattern he decides to go to a psychiatrist and see if there is something seriously wrong with him. He tells the psychiatrist how this alternate night dreaming pattern, Wig-Wam Tee-Pee Tee-Pee Wig-Wam, has gone on for a couple of months and asks, "Doc is there something seriously wrong with me? Am I schizophrenic????" The Psychiatrist tells him, "No you're just Two-tents!!!!" :

[purplefan]

This made me laugh

[Joey]

[purplefan]

Thats just like my slimming club

[GrumpysWife]

[GrumpysWife]

[GrumpysWife]

[Mrs. Musky]

You're on a roll, Vernalee!! Keep the laughs comin'...