A good joke

[Pabo]

Took my old ute to the mechanics to check out a knocking noise under my hood.

 

I think he is full of hot air when he says if you rev it harder, the noise will eventually disappear.

 

 

Video removed as it contains foul language.

Edited Friday at 11:51 AM by WilliamChew
Video removed as it contains foul language.

[rocket]

A wife and her husband married for over 30 years were sitting at the dinner table. Suddenly the wife looks at him and says, "Do you remember when you used to hold my hand? The husband sighs reaches out and holds her hand. She continues, do you remember when you used to kiss me on the cheek?  He leans over and gives her a kiss.  Then she says softly, do you remember how you used to nibble my ear?  The husband stands up and starts walking away. Surprised she asks where are you going?  He replies...
 

Spoiler

to get my teeth !!! 

 

[rocket]

According to your own understanding should man do the dishes?
Definitely not.
Why?
 

Spoiler

It is illegal for men to compete in a women's sport.

 

[rocket]

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?" "Well, said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub?" I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No said the director, A normal person would...
 

Spoiler

pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"