A good joke

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[bohemian]

I've often wondered,

Do songbirds get annoyed at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?

[Sheep]

[jayrtom]

[jayrtom]

[jayrtom]

[jayrtom]

[bohemian]

Yesterday I drank a bottle of invisible ink.

Now I’m in ER waiting to be seen.

[Lee49]

42 minutes ago, bohemian said:

Now I’m in ER waiting to be seen.

 

[Tortuga]

3 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

 

[New World Explorer]

Do you know that restaurant on moon? 

Great food!

No atmosphere....! LOL

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[Tortuga]

34 minutes ago, Old said:

I have wanted to make an image like this for years! Thank you!!!

[Áine]

So this morning was surreal.... I was driving along the road, following an ambulance when I noticed a small box sitting on the ambulance's rear step.

When the ambulance went round a corner the box flew off and landed on the road.  

Call me curious or just the Good Samaritan that I am, I pulled over and retrieved it. 

When I opened the box there was a human toe packed in ice inside it!  

So I called the hospital and explained what I'd found. The lady on the other end of the phone said “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived minus the box”.  

I told her where I was and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?  

The lady replied “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”

[New World Explorer]

AN ELDERLY COUPLE are in church one Sunday morning. During the service, the wife leans over and whispers in her husband’s ear, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The husband replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”🤣

[jayrtom]

Collection of puns on the same template

 

 

[jayrtom]

[bohemian]

The Chantry Bridge, Wakefield, West Yorkshire, UK

 

https://www.google.co.uk/local/place/fid/0x4879665653c5b25d:0xc742b1da151a48d0/photosphere?iu=//geo0.ggpht.com/cbk?panoid%3D82Nb1Z5NyJxCgA47ubmEaA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dlu.gallery.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D160%26h%3D106%26yaw%3D177.28047%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100&ik=CAISFjgyTmIxWjVOeUp4Q2dBNDd1Ym1FYUE%3D

[Old]

8 minutes ago, bohemian said:

The Chantry Bridge, Wakefield, West Yorkshire, UK

 

https://www.google.co.uk/local/place/fid/0x4879665653c5b25d:0xc742b1da151a48d0/photosphere?iu=//geo0.ggpht.com/cbk?panoid%3D82Nb1Z5NyJxCgA47ubmEaA%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dlu.gallery.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D160%26h%3D106%26yaw%3D177.28047%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100&ik=CAISFjgyTmIxWjVOeUp4Q2dBNDd1Ym1FYUE%3D

Help please, I can't find the joke here.

[Sheep]

9 hours ago, jayrtom said:

Collection of puns on the same template

Where did you get these from? Absolutely hilarious!!!

[jayrtom]

11 hours ago, Sheep said:

Where did you get these from? Absolutely hilarious!!!

I watch several memes threads and they appear a lot

 

[Lee49]

12 hours ago, Old said:

Help please, I can't find the joke here.

Spoiler

Click on your mouse to follow the route!

 

[jayrtom]

5 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

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Click on your mouse to follow the route!

 

I followed the route, got lost... and still didn't find the joke

[Lee49]

You missed a left hand turn or is that a right hand turn in UK? 😂