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3 brothers where at the beach one found a lamp and asked for a wish brother 1 said " I want to be smart " 2 " I want a new TV" 3 " I want to know everything going on in the kingdom hall" brother 1 got smart, brother 2 got a new TV, and brother 3 became a sister!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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On 1/26/2025 at 7:24 AM, Canyon_1985 said:

3 brothers where at the beach one found a lamp and asked for a wish brother 1 said " I want to be smart " 2 " I want a new TV" 3 " I want to know everything going on in the kingdom hall" brother 1 got smart, brother 2 got a new TV, and brother 3 became a sister!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Very funny indeed🤭 

 

And it doesn't offend me at all.

It's a known fact that's we love to know everything going on.

 

I mean, how else can we protect our dear little ones? 🤷‍♀️. It's just instincts at work hahaha

 

But we try to tune it down a little, so it's not outright busybody🙃

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On 1/26/2025 at 1:24 AM, Canyon_1985 said:

3 brothers where at the beach one found a lamp and asked for a wish brother 1 said " I want to be smart " 2 " I want a new TV" 3 " I want to know everything going on in the kingdom hall" brother 1 got smart, brother 2 got a new TV, and brother 3 became a sister!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Similar to a joke I heard.  The newly married man said he didn't need Google anymore, because his wife knew everything.  That's not exactly how the joke went but is the jist of it. I don't mean to be offensive either.  It's just something i heard.

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On 2/1/2025 at 9:29 PM, Witness1970 said:

Similar to a joke I heard.  The newly married man said he didn't need Google anymore, because his wife knew everything.  That's not exactly how the joke went but is the jist of it. I don't mean to be offensive either.  It's just something i heard.

 

I finally married Miss Right, but I didn't know that her first name was "Always".

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Before there was the internet and cell phones, the three fastest forms of communication were:

 

1. Telephone

2. Telegraph

3. Tell-A-Woman:facepalmpo2:

 

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near" --- Jim Morrison

"The more I know, the less I understand. All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again" --- Don Henley

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On 1/31/2025 at 9:10 PM, Daisy k said:

Very funny indeed🤭 

 

And it doesn't offend me at all.

It's a known fact that's we love to know everything going on.

 

I mean, how else can we protect our dear little ones? 🤷‍♀️. It's just instincts at work hahaha

 

But we try to tune it down a little, so it's not outright busybody🙃

Sorry for the late thing, I didn’t want to offend sisters who do

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