Oh That's Bad, Oh That's Good - Story Game

[Piano Man]

Every reply has an opposite outcome. For instance if I write a sentence (That's bad) I fell off the roof and landed on the ground. The next person could respond (that's good) you landed in some hay and was safe then the next person writes (that's bad) and can respond with a bad outcome and so on. I can start it off. The first sentence will be (That's good), I found $50 while walking.

Edited April 28 by Piano Man

[dljbsp]

That's bad, it was dropped by a man who just robbed the bank and the police think you might be an accomplice.

[careful]

oh thats good.....the chief of police is your brother in law..

[LeolaRootStew]

8 hours ago, careful said:

oh thats good.....the chief of police is your brother in law..

 

That's bad...he hates you because of that time you crashed his car into a tree.

[careful]

That's good,,,because he called in sick the day of this incident and the lieutenant in charge likes you

[dljbsp]

That’s bad… because the lieutenant likes you so much that he decides you’re the perfect person to star in the department’s new “Community Hero” campaign.

Before you know it, you’re standing in front of a green screen, wearing an oversized police hat, holding a fake baton, and posing with a cardboard cutout of a German Shepherd — all while a service group in the ministry drives by, slows down, and just stares.

[LeolaRootStew]

1 hour ago, dljbsp said:

That’s bad… because the lieutenant likes you so much that he decides you’re the perfect person to star in the department’s new “Community Hero” campaign.

 

That's good...because you'll have a chance to inspire people with your acting skills.

[Tortuga]

25 minutes ago, LeolaRootStew said:

 

That's good...because you'll have a chance to inspire people with your acting skills.

That's bad, the police in the next town are still looking for you.

[LeolaRootStew]

That's good...they aren't trying to arrest you, they want to share their donuts.

Edited April 28 by LeolaRootStew

[Tortuga]

9 minutes ago, LeolaRootStew said:

That's good...they aren't trying to arrest you, they want to share their donuts.

That's bad. You own the only powdered sugar company in the area and you just went out of business.

[digital_dreamer]

Oh, that's good. . . because everyone wants/needs to go on a diet, anyway.

Edited April 28 by digital_dreamer

[Tortuga]

47 minutes ago, digital_dreamer said:

Oh, that's good. . . because everyone wants/needs to go on a diet, anyway.

That's bad, the police dogs are trained to sniff out powdered sugar for their demonstrations, they find the officer every time. Now they need to retrain the dogs.

[LeolaRootStew]

5 hours ago, Tortuga said:

That's bad, the police dogs are trained to sniff out powdered sugar for their demonstrations, they find the officer every time. Now they need to retrain the dogs.

 

That's good...they can train the dogs to sniff for cookies, instead.

[Tortuga]

5 hours ago, Tortuga said:

That's bad, the police dogs are trained to sniff out powdered sugar for their demonstrations, they find the officer every time. Now they need to retrain the dogs.

True story,

The oil refinery I worked at hired a new security firm after 9/11. The head of security was an ex-FBI guy, and he wanted to do some drills to impress everyone, so he had his team use a dog to find one of his guys that was hiding on one of our wharfs. In the Operations meeting the next day I mentioned it wasn't a real test; the dog was trained to sniff powdered sugar.

 

I found out the ex-FBI guy didn't have a sense of humor. 

[Qapla]

That's bad ... because if the cookies have cinnamon or ginger in them, they can ruin the dog's sense of smell

[dljbsp]

That’s good… because now the dogs will get promoted to the bakery division, where they get paid in cookies instead of cash — and nobody complains because they still work cheaper than the vending machines!

[Qapla]

That's bad because, if they pay the dogs, the vending machines may not get fixed when they break due to lack of money

 

[New World Explorer]

Oh... that's good, maybe I can restart my sugar business of donuts again? 

[LeolaRootStew]

18 hours ago, New World Explorer said:

Oh... that's good, maybe I can restart my sugar business of donuts again? 

 

That's bad, cops will start eating donuts again and get fat.

[digital_dreamer]

13 hours ago, LeolaRootStew said:

 

That's bad, cops will start eating donuts again and get fat.

Oh, that's good, because they will never be able to catch me on foot.

[Tortuga]

5 minutes ago, digital_dreamer said:

Oh, that's good, because they will never be able to catch me on foot.

Of that's bad, if you are stealing their doughnuts, the dogs will find you.

[Qapla]

That's good, since I like dogs and they like me.

 

[dljbsp]

That’s bad… because now the bakery dogs are forming a union. They’re demanding better cookie benefits, naptime breaks, and chew-proof uniforms — and their spokesperson is a Chihuahua with a megaphone.

[Tortuga]

That's good, he did a lot to improve conditions at Taco Bell.

[Qapla]

That's bad - have you been to Taco Bell lately ???