Bumper Sticker & Quotes Thread

[pinkpopcorn]

I hear cool stuff all the time and say, "Hey! Let me write that down!"

Today my daughter-in-law had a very bad day. She is a Barrista at Starbucks and there were several very difficult people. She showed me this quote and it killed me.

Some days people need a high five.

In the face.

With a chair.

[pinkpopcorn]

I love this one!

A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

[Musky]

Those are both great, Chris!

I like:

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

[pinkpopcorn]

[Mrs. Musky]

I hear cool stuff all the time and say, "Hey! Let me write that down!"

Today my daughter-in-law had a very bad day. She is a Barrista at Starbucks and there were several very difficult people. She showed me this quote and it killed me.

Some days people need a high five.

In the face.

With a chair.

Loved it, Chris!

How about this one: 'Support mental health or I'll kill you!'

[LizzyJo]

There is an interesting website I find funny (it is a bit over the limit once in a while in the language).

http://notalwaysright.com/

[pinkpopcorn]

'Support mental health or I'll kill you!'

That's hilarious!

Here is something that Groucho Marx sang when he was on the Dick Cavett Show. It was a short song. Here it is:

[pnutts]

Saw this on a pickup truck bumper in popular tourist area "So many pedestrians, So little time!"

From same Small town of 6,000 with 50-100,000 visitors during the summer people people everywhere-no place to drive nor park plus those who drive do so like they do in the city - darn missed that one. Red traffic light- What's that? I didn't see any stop sign. He drove right in front of me as I was running the red light.

[pinkpopcorn]

I love quotes from Groucho. Here is a great one.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

[surfergirl]

I love Kool Kermit.

http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/m/mn3fHSt-T5LcW72hetjJFGw/140.jpg

[pinkpopcorn]

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[retroHelen]

Back of a musician's truck: "Drums - You can't beat them!"

[nanceebgd46]

When you come to a fork in the road....Take It!

[pinkpopcorn]

It's better to want something you don't have

Than to have something you don't want.

[campanula]

It's better to want something you don't have

Than to have something you don't want.

Is this a wedding-ring sticker?

[pinkpopcorn]

Svetlana it very well could be.

[campanula]

Hi, Chris!

I like this one too

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

[pinkpopcorn]

[LeslieDean]

"If you don't like my driving ---Stay off the SIDEWALK"

The one that killed me was in LA---"Jesus IS GOD! READ your Bible!" that was hysterical!

[DLM]

On a big sign along the highway in front of a Baptist church in our town. "Read the King James Bible. It is the one Jesus used" Oh, really!: nope:

[pinkpopcorn]

Dorothy, now come on. Don't you believe that Jesus knew King James?

[DLM]

[Beemot]

Dorothy, now come on. Don't you believe that Jesus knew King James?

The territory of my English congregation is made up mainly of Africans (Nigerians, Ghanians...) that use KJV because the pastor tells them it is the best translation. Now, can you imagine they don't even know who is this King James? Many think it is the biblical James, brother of Jesus...

Moreover quite often they don't get the meaning of what they read...

[campanula]

Moreover quite often they don't get the meaning of what they read...

That's true.

My former Nigerian study (a son of Methodist's pastor) reads the Bible by syllables, often twice, like in the primary school, despite of that he is a university student and speaks English fluently.

[pinkpopcorn]

My husband saw a bumper sticker the other day that I found hilarious. It had a picture of President Obama on it and it asked, "Does this ass make my truck look big?"