Funny Signs

[Doug]

Ever see a funny sign posted in a business?

 

Such as:  'All unattended children will be given an expresso and a free kitten'  (YIKES!)

 

Today, as I was arriving at the local jail for our ministerial visit, on the radio (NPR) was Car Talk with the Tappet brothers.  They had new ones I never heard before:

 

In an optometrist office:  "If you don't see what your looking for - you've come to the right place"

 

 

In a cosmetic surgeon's office:  "May we help you pick your nose?"

 

 

On the door of a veterinarian's office: "Had to step out, will return 5 minutes. Sit!  Stay!"

[Lilac Isosceles]

These tickled me.

 

[LuanaGlobal]

At a Barber Shop  "Do not let your children,

                                     Hop  or Jump".

[steeringwheel]

Saw sign on internet that is at business in Florida:

 

'We would rather do business with 1,000 Al Qaeda Terrorists than with one single american soldier'

 

What business would have that ?     ( funeral home )

[Qapla]

This isn't actually a "funny" sign, but a bit ambiguous ... Sign in many public business restrooms - "Employees must wash hands before leaving"

 

I'm sure they mean that any employee who has used the room should wash there hands before leaving ... but, when I tell them that I hoped it was alright I washed my hands they just look at me ... till I explain that the sign says that an employee was supposed to wash my hands, but since one wasn't there, I did it myself.

[normadenardo]

I saw a sign at a public restroom that said...  "To flush toilet hold down handle and wiggle"   ...   So I did 

[Vince]

[Musky]

^ I love it!

[GrumpysWife]

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[DLM]

A sign on a restaurant in AZ "If we are closed, just leave your money under the door!"

[Qapla]

We used to have a BBQ place here with a sign that said:

 

"If the stack ain't smokin' - We ain't open"

 

I also knew a guy with a bar who had a sign in the men's room that said "Please don't throw you cigarets buts in the urinal ... after all, I don't pee in the ashtrays"

Edited June 24, 2013 by Qapla