Are Women Hazardous?

[LeslieDean]

'Are women hazardous?' HaaaaHaaaaa! Let's see....let me count the ways!

[LeslieDean]

hap·haz·ard

ˌhapˈhazərd/

adjective

1.

lacking any obvious principle of organization.

"the kitchen drawers contained a haphazard collection of silver souvenir spoons"

synonyms: random, unplanned, unsystematic, unmethodical, disorganized, disorderly, irregular, indiscriminate, chaotic, hit-and-miss, arbitrary, aimless, careless, casual, slapdash, slipshod; More

Men seem to fit haphazard pretty well to once I examined the definition. I can not speak for all men (but mine and some of my friends agreed) the above definition can fit many like a glove. Take for instance: #1---disorderly/ or lacking any obvious principal of organization-as evidenced by the lack of organization in their underwear and sock drawer. #2. Aimless---as evidenced by the bathrooms I clean at the bar :-) #3. Irregular---evidenced by the amount of dietary fiber men consume. #4 Unplanned--- ummm, I rally don't know how to explain this except that my first husband would never think ahead in the BC department---this 3"children under the age of 4. #5 indiscriminate ---as observed by the women he dated,before me :-). Yes I think that is an adequate definition for men I know!

Women may be hazardous in deed as evidenced by this definition: risky, dangerous. Seems to fit many of us. :-)

[GrumpysWife]

And insane because of trying to put up with men.

[CHecker]

 

HA! Take that men! 

Edited March 19, 2014 by bagwell1987

[Lilac Isosceles]

[CHecker]

Ashley I have a list, ya I have a list   just for you.

 

Girls, here we go I found the new bedspread, How many do I order??

 

[Lilac Isosceles]

[On the huh]

Thanks for this, I've learned a lot for when I finally get hold of this hazardous material.

[deedee]

Did someone mention Macy's!!!!   We don't have one here in Jacksonville so I have to drive to Orlando or Gainesville. 

[LeslieDean]

Are women hazardous!? Well, let's see....ummmm.. Ask Adam!! Whoops! He's dead!

[Musky]

Are women hazardous!? Well, let's see....ummmm.. Ask Adam!! Whoops! He's dead!

 

Remember this one?

 

[LeslieDean]

I do. I got it as a screen saver on my iPad! Also when one if the sisters do something silly, as rare as that occurs, I text them this reminder/photo!

[warytraveller]

[CHecker]

frozen look.jpg

Nope, he's fiddling with the radio, trying to find the one station that'll irritate her the most. Look at the concentration, man in training!

[CHecker]

Thanks for this, I've learned a lot for when I finally get hold of this hazardous material.

Johnathan, I have one thing to recommend to you WT 2/15/99, page 4! Read carefully!

[surfergirl]

men Like to compare their tool sheds to the woman's kitchen.

 

1. a typical man's shed. Hu Hu Ha!!

 

2. a typical woman's kitchen.

 

 

LOLS.

[Musky]

What man "compares his tool shed to a kitchen?" I've never heard that!    

[perspective]

Ashley I have a list, ya I have a list   just for you.

 

Girls, here we go I found the new bedspread, How many do I order??

 

 

 

On the plus side, the man in this situation never gets asked "does my butt look big in this dress".  Seems pretty self-explanatory.

[palmhat]

On the plus side, the man in this situation never gets asked "does my butt look big in this dress".  Seems pretty self-explanatory.

 

Who ate all the chocolate?

[CHecker]

Mike and Tony, you men are just awful! Just awful. Love you but you're just naughty.

Edited March 20, 2014 by bagwell1987

[stuagu]

men Like to compare their tool sheds to the woman's kitchen.

1. a typical man's shed. Hu Hu Ha!! Mens messy tool shed..jpg

2. a typical woman's kitchen. clean kitchen.jpg

Typical kitchen ?!!!! Not in my house in aint!

[Lilac Isosceles]

Ashley I have a list, ya I have a list   just for you.

 

Girls, here we go I found the new bedspread, How many do I order??

 

 

 

This is what it was like in my house for a number of years. 

 

 

 

 

 

At the moment I take up most of the bed and my wife is a cliffhanger. 

[Lilac Isosceles]

Even dogs can get that frozen look of fear while driving with a woman.

 

 

 

I can't see him playing with the radio.

Edited March 20, 2014 by Purple Triangle

[Lilac Isosceles]

[LeslieDean]

My fatherinlaw put a bumper sticker on his wife's car without her knowledge which read 'If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk !'