This thread has no useful purpose ......

[ReadYourBible]

A lot of my thoughts have no useful purpose, perhaps this would be a good place to share them.

Like for instance, when they advertise 'fresh bread' does this mean that they previously sold old bread?

Or, when I order three coffee and the woman behind the counter says 'would you like a tray?' And my thought is of course not I'm just going to juggle them!!!

Oh oh, I think I may have inadvertently made this thread useful to me. I must cease and desist from posting.....

Edited July 11, 2014 by cerebral ecstasy

[Qapla]

How about when you go into the restroom at a "fast food" place and they have a sign on the door/wall stating the "Employees must wash hands before leaving" .... do you wait for an employee to come wash your hands, or do you just wash them yourself?

 

Or, when you go into a market or store and they have a sign that says "Clean Restrooms" - are they bragging or asking you to perform a service for them? (you know, is the word "Clean" an adjective or a verb)

[Greg Dent]

I have a hard time doing things I dont want or maybe want to do. I think I should give it up. Work is a bad habit to get into.

[Toy Poodles]

I am going to feed my pet rock now. nice to see no one is posting. 

[Qapla]

I almost thought of reading this thread, but then I decided to give it a pass since, if I read it, I would probably post a reply .... and, as we all know, I am not posting here so, I just moved on to a more relevant thread.

[Greg Dent]

Me too. so forget me posing in this thread. Its useless. 

[shali]

Take it from a "former deranged member" - posting is over rated.

[Jewelz]

Lol http://newser.me/1jmPM9B

[ReadYourBible]

I was wondering if the text on the side of my coffee that reads 'hot coffee' is a reflection of temperature or it's physical attractiveness. I mean, the smell of roasted bean on the way to a convention at 7am is a restful odour to me.

All kidding aside, I just love how Jehovah's word pictures help us bring to life not only a visual but also a smell.

Now back to complete absurdity. If a convention attendant falls in the aisle, does anyone hear him?

[shali]

I was wondering if the text on the side of my coffee that reads 'hot coffee' is a reflection of temperature or it's physical attractiveness. I mean, the smell of roasted bean on the way to a convention at 7am is a restful odour to me.

All kidding aside, I just love how Jehovah's word pictures help us bring to life not only a visual but also a smell.

Now back to complete absurdity. If a convention attendant falls in the aisle, does anyone hear him?

No, because we are all too busy laughing.

[Greg Dent]

I am sick and tired of you guys not posting in this thread. So Im not going to any more either. LOL

[shali]

I'm exhausted from not posting in this thread and from reading Greg's non postings! Just thinking about Not Posting for the next week or so totally tires me out!

[Qapla]

I saw this thread was in the "New Content" and started to read it. Then I remembered I wasn't reading it, so, I clicked out before it was too late. I especially did not want to stay so long that I would be tempted to post here.

 

Thanks to my quick action I did not make the misstep of posting here.

[Greg Dent]

Ya he nonposts are fictional and not real as usually. So don't make any more non posts guys.

[shali]

I've figuratively cut out my eye, cut off my hand and got half way through my foot so that I wouldn't be tempted to post in here anymore!

[ReadYourBible]

I too have come to this thread to not post and read. Sadly Bridgette's hand and eye showed up electronically and stared me into submission, and poked me in the eye as I fought her foot as it typed this reply.

Bridgette you have rather pretty toenails but please could you call your hand off it keeps pinching people!?

Edited July 16, 2014 by cerebral ecstasy

[Greg Dent]

LOL 

[shali]

Sorry, my hand is your problem now!

[Qapla]

Got rained out today. Needed something to pass the time so I came here .... well, to the forum, certainly not to this thread, I would never do that. After looking thought all the "New Content" and deciding what to look at and what to comment on, I found myself staring at this useless thread.

 

Again, I avoided the temptation and passed on it ... I did not read it .... and I definitely did not post in it!

[shali]

Maybe it's a good day to brush up on your Klingon!  But I didn't post that.

[rocket]

Maybe it's a good day to brush up on your Klingon!  But I didn't post that.

 

Hwghlu'meH  QaQ  jajvam

 

But I didn't post that.

[shali]

Hey, I represent that remark!

[rocket]

Hey, I represent that remark!

 

Did you google it?

[shali]

Didn't have to - im a language professor at Harvard, I specialize in other worldly languages.

[Qapla]

jIHvaD vay' qaStaHvIS SIrgh qaStaHvIS vay' Hol jatlh Qo' catch SoH