You know you're a "Net Witness" ...

[LuanaGlobal]

...........When  JW talk friends are in your thoughts and in your prayers, even though you've never even met them in person.

Edited September 3, 2014 by LuanaGlobal

[shali]

Uh Shali, I think I see the tape coming back out for your kitty/puppy.

No tape = I've been assimilated.  It's a done deal - no going back.  Life is not worth living anymore - good bye cruel Borg World!!!!!

[disneytrav]

(Or if Shali had a sleepless night and posted oh, say 30 posts!)

Only 30? Slow night, huh Shali?

[CHecker]

I think our poor Brigette has gone back to work now. Posting has again resumed it's regular pace and the moderators are kicking back and breathing again. 

Brigette did do some powerful posting though didn't she?

[NSSewer]

No tape = I've been assimilated.  It's a done deal - no going back.  Life is not worth living anymore - good bye cruel Borg World!!!!!

Shali I thought I saw your kitty/puppy being assimilated. Moderators (Chuck) I would love to see it fully assimilated just this one time, and watch Shali react. I would like to name her kitty/puppy Nine of 9 for its nine lives...still not sure if that thing is a kitty or puppy, or a boy or girl.

[ReadYourBible]

When you shed tears over the things you read, and you pray to Jehovah to look down on the other person posting and you beg Jehovah to give them comfort.  

 

Or when you think about some of the topics, and you can't help but smiling or laughing outright --- sexy potato posts...

[ReadYourBible]

Or you login just to see what Brigette has for a new title LMBO!!!!

[maladee]

My DH is a elder, there has been times when I knew something before he did, like those cards with the QR code takes you to the website, so what I do now is ask, soooo did you look at your letters yet? usually he says no ,should I?

[Jewelz]

When you check to see how your "bigger congregation is, and if someone hasn't posted lately you pray they are well!"

[Chijwas]

When you have it on your iPad, personal pc, work pc, work cell and personal cell.

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

[palmhat]

When people look at you with suspicion because your often on the cutting edge of JW controversy

[Sunnyside]

When you respond to every facebook post with a link to an article on jw.org

[Hartley]

When you check the unread threads and there are less than 20.

Hartley

[shali]

Shali I thought I saw your kitty/puppy being assimilated. Moderators (Chuck) I would love to see it fully assimilated just this one time, and watch Shali react. I would like to name her kitty/puppy Nine of 9 for its nine lives...still not sure if that thing is a kitty or puppy, or a boy or girl.

It's my puppy! My baby girl! She acts like she's part cat and dog though! So there is one mystery that is cleared up!

[rocket]

When you feel that you have to correct everyone that used outdated terminology.

[Qapla]

When you refer to a dictionary as a "spell checker"

Edited September 20, 2014 by Qapla

[Tortuga]

When you get challanged by the Diamond Platinum Supreme High Member

[Hammerhead]

You look to see if another beard thread started

[Tortuga]

..you search to see if there already is a thread about what you want to talk about before you start a new one..

[shali]

When you get challanged by the Diamond Platinum Supreme High Member

You can call me "Grand High Muckity Muck" for short. (hehe)

[Tortuga]

You can call me "Grand High Muckity Muck" for short. (hehe)

It will be an honor. Can I call you GHMM for short?

[Gary Slocum]

When challenged by the Diamond Californium Supreme member. Sorry, a bit radioactive so this post self-deletes in 3 years. When you have become part of the congregational group whose phone went off during the meeting...

[Tortuga]

When you have become part of the congregational group whose phone went off during the meeting...

 

Has that happened to you?

i have a cure for that..

[Gary Slocum]

At least once...

[Tortuga]

At least once...

 

I took one of my favorite theocratic songs and used an audio editor to snip about 10 seconds of it out of the mp3. I use that as my ringtone, the theory is that if I forget to silence the phone at least the disruption will sound theocratic, also, I might have the opportunity to glare at the brother handling the sound and make everyone think it was him...