Poster Child for crazy vacations!

[LeslieDean]

My coworkers and I were talking about vacations --bad and good ones. I had not thought of this one my husband and I took in 2007 with my sister to New York. But here goes. The embarrassing details of it,,,my sister and I took the tour of our WT facilities and went to a Broadway play whiley husband went to Atlantic City and gave money to Donald Trump---I know he needed it more than we did. . Anyway, my husband enjoying slot machines like he does never went to sleep and stayed up all night feeding the beast. When he arrived the next day back at our room he decided to go see Central Park and the museums with us. Our last adventure got the day was to see NYC at night from atop the Empire State Building. We stayed till it closed at 11pm then by that tome he was tired and wanted to go back to our room and sleep, I got us lost because I am challenged when it comes to reading maps but got some unfortunate reason can not just simply admit this to my husband. But he should no better than to listen to me. Anyway, after driving several hours he said I needed to sit still and keep my mouth shut in polite terms, he decided just to stop and get another room for the night and be refreshed after a few hours sleep then he would take us back to our hotel when HE could read the map,

We ask got out of the car---no luggage-/-was not thinking what thatighy look like -and stumbled into the lobby. I can't remember exactly the cost but I do recall the exact look on Rick's face when the desk clerk title him our room was over $400.00 and checkout time was 11am and it was about 3am then,

So he wearily snatches the room key and we ask where the elevator Iis to the third floor and there is not one working. :-). We take the stairs and open the door to our room and the door will not fully extend because it is bumping against the dresser. After we squeeze inside we discover we will have to call for a cot for my sister. When it comes it is folded up like a taco and difficult to get in the door but finally the clerk tells us that will be 40.00 plus tax more. :-$). The cot is unfolded in a manner that it is resting sideways pushed up against the foot of our bed. There is no room between the cot and dresser-not that it matters since we had no extra clothes. Just an explanation of how tight the quarters were. So when my sister got in bed it was so low you could not see her. Rick took his jeans off to sleep in his undershirts and I think he was asleep before his head hit the pillow. We were all cranky and exhausted. Next comes a scene right out of Harry Met Sally. Yeah, you know the one. You could here music from the next room/-Al Green's Let's Get It On. :-(!!!??!! Then halfway through the song when I was somewhere between slumberland and happiness OUR headboard starts thping up against the headboard!! Oh No!!! Yep, words of passion and PRAISE from the other room can be heard CLEARLY over Mr. Green's sultry voice. Now OUR WHOLE BED is vibrating and my sister from parts unseen screams "HELLLLLO!!! I'm still awake!". I just died laughing and told her it was

Not us but the room next door. Rick was still sleeping through all of this. Then it got dead quiet so we thought we were safe to sleep. Within 5 mins you heard the door open next door and rumbling in the hallway. Drift off to sleep...then Al starts up again, this time you hear a Romans voice in the throes of passion begging "give it to me". WHAT?!?! Again? You got to be kidding me! Margie and I start giggling then all of a sudden Tick jps straight up in bed and starts beating on the wall above our headboard and screaming 'For gosh sakes man give it to her where the rest of us can get dome sleep'. Then he quickly fell back down in bed and yanked

The sheets up and was snoring literally within seconds of first jumping up!

I was afraid of seeing these 'neighbors' the next morning but my husband reassured me they were working girls' and if he had not been so tired he would have put it all together when we checked in,

My sister and I just thought the ladies were dressed up so much in the lobby because they had been out for a night on the town,

What has been some of your vacation stories!?

P.S.---i'mmmmm back!

[LeslieDean]

Sorry for the errors above-on my phone in Sam's parking lot between errands. Love you guys

[timpin]

that's the kind of stuff we've been missing 4 awhile   ...   nice 2 have u back  (have u met Bridg/shali?)

Edited December 6, 2014 by timpin

[shali]

Dang, I don't think anyone can top that vacation story'! LOL Except to tell you Ava, I think my husband and I were the couple in the opposite room as you guys. (haha!!!)

Edited December 7, 2014 by shali

[1gemstone]

Hey Leslie...".Let's Get It On", is by the  Marvin Gaye and  Al Green sang "Let's Stay Together".

 

In any event, very funny story.

[Greg Dent]

You win any other story would be fake or boring or both. You win hands down. Give her the prize Johnny.

[Toy Poodles]

It's great to hear from you again Leslie!! More stories, please. 

[Allabord4Jah]

My coworkers and I were talking about vacations --bad and good ones. I had not thought of this one my husband and I took in 2007 with my sister to New York. But here goes. The embarrassing details of it,,,my sister and I took the tour of our WT facilities and went to a Broadway play whiley husband went to Atlantic City and gave money to Donald Trump---I know he needed it more than we did. . Anyway, my husband enjoying slot machines like he does never went to sleep and stayed up all night feeding the beast. When he arrived the next day back at our room he decided to go see Central Park and the museums with us. Our last adventure got the day was to see NYC at night from atop the Empire State Building. We stayed till it closed at 11pm then by that tome he was tired and wanted to go back to our room and sleep, I got us lost because I am challenged when it comes to reading maps but got some unfortunate reason can not just simply admit this to my husband. But he should no better than to listen to me. Anyway, after driving several hours he said I needed to sit still and keep my mouth shut in polite terms, he decided just to stop and get another room for the night and be refreshed after a few hours sleep then he would take us back to our hotel when HE could read the map,

We ask got out of the car---no luggage-/-was not thinking what thatighy look like -and stumbled into the lobby. I can't remember exactly the cost but I do recall the exact look on Rick's face when the desk clerk title him our room was over $400.00 and checkout time was 11am and it was about 3am then,

So he wearily snatches the room key and we ask where the elevator Iis to the third floor and there is not one working. :-). We take the stairs and open the door to our room and the door will not fully extend because it is bumping against the dresser. After we squeeze inside we discover we will have to call for a cot for my sister. When it comes it is folded up like a taco and difficult to get in the door but finally the clerk tells us that will be 40.00 plus tax more. :-$). The cot is unfolded in a manner that it is resting sideways pushed up against the foot of our bed. There is no room between the cot and dresser-not that it matters since we had no extra clothes. Just an explanation of how tight the quarters were. So when my sister got in bed it was so low you could not see her. Rick took his jeans off to sleep in his undershirts and I think he was asleep before his head hit the pillow. We were all cranky and exhausted. Next comes a scene right out of Harry Met Sally. Yeah, you know the one. You could here music from the next room/-Al Green's Let's Get It On. :-(!!!??!! Then halfway through the song when I was somewhere between slumberland and happiness OUR headboard starts thping up against the headboard!! Oh No!!! Yep, words of passion and PRAISE from the other room can be heard CLEARLY over Mr. Green's sultry voice. Now OUR WHOLE BED is vibrating and my sister from parts unseen screams "HELLLLLO!!! I'm still awake!". I just died laughing and told her it was

Not us but the room next door. Rick was still sleeping through all of this. Then it got dead quiet so we thought we were safe to sleep. Within 5 mins you heard the door open next door and rumbling in the hallway. Drift off to sleep...then Al starts up again, this time you hear a Romans voice in the throes of passion begging "give it to me". WHAT?!?! Again? You got to be kidding me! Margie and I start giggling then all of a sudden Tick jps straight up in bed and starts beating on the wall above our headboard and screaming 'For gosh sakes man give it to her where the rest of us can get dome sleep'. Then he quickly fell back down in bed and yanked

The sheets up and was snoring literally within seconds of first jumping up!

I was afraid of seeing these 'neighbors' the next morning but my husband reassured me they were working girls' and if he had not been so tired he would have put it all together when we checked in,

My sister and I just thought the ladies were dressed up so much in the lobby because they had been out for a night on the town,

What has been some of your vacation stories!?

P.S.---i'mmmmm back!

This is the best "vacation" story I've heard in a LONG LONG TIME!  Sounds like  you, Rick and your sister had a blast of time!   Thanks for sharing! Nice to see you on here, missed you a lot!