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15 minutes ago, Tbs77 said:

I was going to make a joke about having a ham as president but I don't know if that would be appropriate for this thread...:)

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1 hour ago, Tbs77 said:

 

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The country's bacon reserves are at the lowest levels in half a century . . . " our reserves are still depleting."

 

Oh my! :scared: The Great Tribulation is upon us!

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29 minutes ago, Tbs77 said:


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them people better not mess people's bacon... Now I got to return my 20 cases back to Costco.... emoji1.pngemoji1.pngemoji1.pngemoji1.pngemoji1.pngemoji1.png just kidding

It's a conspiracy, the false news creates a shortage, remember Johnny Carson toilet paper shortage? :D

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20 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

It's a conspiracy, the false news creates a shortage, remember Johnny Carson toilet paper shortage? :D

I wouldn't pass it off that lightly, I know, "I heard it through the grape vine!" :D

 


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 I am not sying I am Superman, I am only saying that nobody has ever seen Superman  and me in a room together.

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  • 4 weeks later...
It makes you wonder that if Noah ate bacon first whether or not there would still be pigs...default_biggrin.png

That would be Noah's first story to tell in the new world.... "I'll tell you about the flood after this experience I had with the pig and it's extinction... And that is why I named my son... HAM!
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7 minutes ago, Tbs77 said:


That would be Noah's first story to tell in the new world.... "I'll tell you about the flood after this experience I had with the pig and it's extinction... And that is why I named my son... HAM!

:lol1:

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On 2017-03-11 at 4:08 PM, Tbs77 said:

My cats said to me... "you da man! But real bacon next time, please" 20170311_083542_crop_481x385.jpg

What is Really Scary is that Humans do the taste Testing. :scared::eat:. I think that was the weird job that pays about $500 per week - It makes me weak just thinking about it. :sick:

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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