new Definition game

[Tortuga]

Retired: 1.Putting new tires on the car. 2.Gaining back the weight you had lost. 3.Getting tired again.

[2EVES]

Boulder: What happens as you gradually lose your hair 

[bohemian]

Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline

[kejedo]

dipthong: (connotation) vowel with a noticeable sound change within the same syllable

                    (denotation) dive into water wearing scanty panties

[2EVES]

Pelvis:  Elvis's second cousin

 

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

[Ms. Piffle]

dogma: a canine with a master of arts degree or

a canine from Massachusetts

[Ms. Piffle]

recently saw this on a sign. . .

mugging: stealing someone's coffee ☕

[Tortuga]

Canine: What happened to the first eight models?

[Tortuga]

Submission: Directive for a submarine, see "Hunt for Red October"

[Tortuga]

Botulism: The urge to remind others to get Back On Topic.

[Tortuga]

Dogmatic: Only if the dog is willing to listen...

[bohemian]

Gargoyle: gross olive-flavoured mouthwash.

[2EVES]

Nitrates: A price cheaper than day rates.

 

 

Arbitrator:  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

[bohemian]

Lymph: To walk with a lisp.

[2EVES]

• Benign, adj. What you be after you be eight.

[kejedo]

naughty:macrame

[Tortuga]

Bandaid: A fund raiser to help a bad band of musicians. 

[Ms. Piffle]

polygon:  a dead parrot

 

[Tortuga]

Modem: Standard to reply to the query "What happened to the lawns?"

[coony77]

On 18.12.2015 at 4:55 PM, Tortuga said:

Instinct: When you need to go outside for some fresh air, especially if you live in Ausfahrt Germany...

 

NOBODY lives in Ausfahrt....At least I hope so....would be a very dangerous place to live in....

[Sheep]

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

 

Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.

 

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.

 

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

 

Control: A short, ugly inmate.

 

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

 

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

 

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

 

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

 

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

 

Misty: How golfers create divots.

 

Paradox: two physicians.

 

Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

 

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

 

Polarize: what penguins in Antarctica see.

 

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

 

Relief: what trees do in the spring.

 

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

 

Seamstress: describes 200 pounds in a size two.

 

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

 

Subdued: a guy that works on one of those submarines.

 

Sudafed: bringing litigation against a government official.

[walkr2]

On 4/27/2016 at 0:55 PM, Sheep said:

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

 

Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.

 

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.

 

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

 

Control: A short, ugly inmate.

 

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

 

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

 

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

 

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

 

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

 

Misty: How golfers create divots.

 

Paradox: two physicians.

 

Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

 

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

 

Polarize: what penguins in Antarctica see.

 

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

 

Relief: what trees do in the spring.

 

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

 

Seamstress: describes 200 pounds in a size two.

 

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

 

Subdued: a guy that works on one of those submarines.

 

Sudafed: bringing litigation against a government official.

Brilliant! 

[Alexa]

Haha = when you wanted to respond but that's not actually what you are feeling

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[kejedo]

BELLION:         a.) flop resulting from failed diving board attempt

            

                              b.) liver sparing vodka (alleged)

[kejedo]

Isosceles: Mathematical = a triangle with two equal sides

                     Grammatical = verb ------------- to see

                                                     direct object -Sehleez

                                                     person----------first

                                                      tense-----------simple past

 

                                                                                                                     Y (obtuse as a wide angled, three sided, geometric shape)S