Sage Advice for Single Sisters

[Brother_Bliss]

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!!!!!!!!

[GrumpysWife]

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married' date=' here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!!!!!!!![/quote'] You have my 100% approval of that statement. These young and not so young sisters need to remember that forever is a long time and even if the marriage arrange doesn't last forever, it sure can seem like FOREVER, if you didn't get the right one.

[Simon17]

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!!!!!!!!

lol good one

[pinkpopcorn]

As to this subject, this is wise advice: It is better to want something you don't have than to have something you don't want!

[Brother_Q]

Who is Sage and where's the advice for single Brothers??

[Musky]

That was great Bob! LMAO=Laughing My Arm Off!

[NiKaylam]

That was hilarious!!!

[rachee]

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant!

[GrumpysWife]

Who is Sage and where's the advice for single Brothers??

PM me and I will tell you what I told my sons.

[Brother_Bliss]

That was great Bob! LMAO=Laughing My Arm Off!

[byronebula]

That was great Bob! LMAO=Laughing My Arm Off!

I thought you were going to say:

Laughingmyaz off. . . .

[ReadYourBible]

That was great Bob! LMAO=Laughing My Arm Off!

Musky - now THAT'S funny too! Considering the Borg picture hahahaa.

[BlueRose]

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.

While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!!!!!!!!

LOL ! That's beautiful!! I love it!

Yes, single sisters.......he might offer you the moon and the stars and seem to be doing everything he's supposed to do in the Truth. But TAKE YOUR TIME. I believed all the glittery words. And that's all they were---glitter. I plunged myself into a morass of pain. Don't rush into anything!

[Musky]

That was great Bob! LMAO=Laughing My Arm Off!

I thought you were going to say:

Laughingmyaz off. . . .

Yes, that was the obvious joke, my play on words

[GrumpysWife]

That was great Bob! LMAO=Laughing My Arm Off!

I thought you were going to say:

Laughingmyaz off. . . .

Yes, that was the obvious joke, my play on words

He thought we didn't get it.

[esme_m]

I love that bob!!! had to say it outloud though lol.......but in my defence i have done 7hrs mino today and am shattered lol!!!!

As a single sister its always nice to keep things like that in mind, i've seen some very young sisters get married lately and i look at them and think "but you haven't done anything with your life yet!" maybe its because i've lived on my own for the last 7 years or so, moved and lived in england on my own for a year, had the privilege of pioneering etc. Yes it is very hard being single at times and i do sometimes think life would be a lot easier if i had someone but on the otherhand i love having the independance of living on my own and not having to relay on anyone but myself.

Me and a few single friends have a bit of joke that if any brother wants to get married, get to know me a bit (get me interested) and you'll be married within a year .......to someone else!!! I'm not quite sure how i do that one lol ;)

[Greenfield]

But even Boaz had his imperfections. For example, he was Ruthless before he married Ruth.

[ArtisteBleue]

FUNNY!

[destiny]

Who is Sage and where's the advice for single Brothers??

There are so many opportiunities and area of service for brothers and single brother in jehovahs organization..why would you want to mess that up?..

[Dages]

Hahaha, excellent... what i shame i cannot use it in French...

[Brother_Q]

Who is Sage and where's the advice for single Brothers??

There are so many opportiunities and area of service for brothers and single brother in jehovahs organization..why would you want to mess that up?..

Every time I pass by this topic on the main page I can faintly hear the tune 'Single Ladies (Put a ring on it)' by Beyonce' (:?please make it stop!) . I've received advice/thoughts from a couple of friends (nothing from Sage, though), and I don't think that I would be messin' anything up by wanting a companion. I do believe there's no need to rush just yet before starting my search for my Priscilla/Abishag/Ruth combo!

[destiny]

.........hey, You've been warned. Enter at your own risk.

[LindaViktoria]

Hahahaha, thank´s for a really good laugh:lol1:

[genesis54]

Very, Very Very funny and true

[Debbie]

To all single ladies who are in a hurry to get married' date=' here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Drunkaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz & especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!!!!!!!![/quote'] You have my 100% approval of that statement. These young and not so young sisters need to remember that forever is a long time and even if the marriage arrange doesn't last forever, it sure can seem like FOREVER, if you didn't get the right one.

You are both so right Vernalee & Bob!!!