Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Joey]

Looks like rain.

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Things you shouldn't say to a loser on American Idol.

[trottigy]

Don't worry they will probably give you a record contract too - NOT!

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Things Noah's kids shouldn't have said to him while they were in the ark.

[Greenfield]

We made you a stew with one of the dinosaurs on board.

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Things you shouldn't say to somebody named Adam.

[rocket]

Woe to Man! Woe to Man! Wo man, nothing but trouble.

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Things you should not say to Nimrod in a foreign language.

[Greenfield]

You nimrod!

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Things you shouldn't say to Solomon.

[Joey]

I'm single.

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Things you shouldn't say to Jezebel.

[rocket]

Do you know what dogs like best?

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Things you should not say to Bar-Jesus.

[Joey]

Catch!

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Things you shouldn't say to the cherubs guarding the entrance to Eden.

[Greenfield]

I'm just going to stick my hand in and see if it REALLY is a sword on fire or not.

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Things you shouldn't say to the kid taking your order at McDonald's.

[Joey]

I'm not saying the fries are cold but my kids has

one stuck to his tongue.

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Things you shouldn't say to the guy behind you at the

gas station.

[Greenfield]

I'm expecting a call on my cellphone any moment now. *sniff sniff* smells like gasoline here real bad!

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Things you shouldn't say to the Watchtower Conductor.

[rocket]

I hate it when the Watchtower study goes over an hour, it cuts into the football game on the tv.

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Things you should not say to Pharaoh just before the tenth plague.

[Greenfield]

Stop hardening your heart!

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Things you shouldn't say to the magic practicing priests after they can't duplicate the plagues anymore.

[Joey]

I guess your daddy doesn't love you anymore.

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Things you shouldn't say to your co-worker who smokes.

[rocket]

The boss said I could have your job when you leave, can you smoke two at a time?

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Things you sould not say to Moses at the burning bush.

[NasusJW]

Got any marshmallows?

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Things you shouldn't say to a baptist preacher.

[Greenfield]

No, YOU'RE going to hell!

(well it's technically true)

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Things you shouldn't say to the Pope.

[CMWYW]

How do you feel after your blood transfusion?

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Things you shouldn't do at the north pole.

[rocket]

Go swimming.

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Things you should not say to Abraham before his Circumcision at 99 years of age.

[Joey]

Hey,Abraham why did the camel cross the road?

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Things you shouldn't do in an elevator.

[rocket]

Say, this is the freefall elevator.

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Things you should not say to the CO before his Sunday talk.

[Joey]

Hey,did you know one of your socks is black and the other one is blue?

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Things you should not say when your Boss is yelling at you.

[rocket]

He that is slow to anger is better than a mighty man, and he that is controlling his spirit than one capturing a city.-Prov.16:32

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Things you should not say to Jonah after he gets tossed overboard into the sea.

[CMWYW]

SHARK

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who you just ran over in your car.

[Joey]

Is that your blood on my bumper?Man,I just got done washing my car!

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Things you shouldn't say to the toll booth operator.