Things You Shouldn't Say!

[trottigy]

"It always hurts when I do this ......"

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What not to say when he responds - "Then don't do that."

[Joey]

...it took you 8 years of medical school to come up with that one?

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....to the meter reader about to ticket you.Again.

[rocket]

Whats the problem now, I put a plug nickel in it an hour ago?

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Things you should not say at an outdoor amphitheater.

[Joey]

I think I felt a raindrop.

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...to the literature servant when your Bible didn't come in,again!

( This just happened to me a few months ago and I said the right thing because

they found me one really quick.)

[Greenfield]

I bet you took it and gave it to your son for his first public talk!

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother who accidentally worked a street not in his territory card's boundaries.

(Yes, this happened to someone I know once.)

[rocket]

OK Fine, but you have to turn over any and all Bible Studies you started on that street.

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Things you should not say an unbaptized publisher their first time out.

[Joey]

The next door is where the Baptist minister lives,why don't you take it.

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.....to the IRS agent sitting in your living room.

[rocket]

But everybody cheats a little, don't they?

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Things you should not say to a visiting Bethelite Speaker.

[ReadYourBible]

But everybody cheats a little, don't they?

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Things you should not say to a visiting Bethelite Speaker.

I heard you guys have a problem with my Denim skirt! "Well I have an issue with your corduroy pants Mr.Bethelite Speaker...."

Things you shouldn't say to your husband, when his hairline starts to recede.

[Joey]

Just comb everything forward honey.

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.... when you had to wait forever in the drive through line at Taco Bell.

[rocket]

What, you guys playing a game of `catch the greased the pig' in there?

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Things you should not say at Stonehenge with a large crowd present.

[Joey]

Prepare the virgin sacrifice!

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...after you forgot your wedding anniversary.

[Greenfield]

I forgot I was married to you now!

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who comments a lot at the meeting.

[ReadYourBible]

Quit hogging the mic, I can't even get a comment in edgewise!

Things you should never say to someone trying to lose weight...

[Joey]

They have a two for one special every Sunday at the Chinese Mega Buffet.

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....to the kid who delivers your newspaper.

[rocket]

I have to dig the paper out of the bushes everyday and you want a tip? Not!

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Things you should not say at the ` Khmer temple of Angkor Wat'.

[ReadYourBible]

Where is Lara Croft, and why isn't Brad Pitt here?

Things you shouldn't say while in a lab.....

[rocket]

Who mixed the orange juice with the urine samples? (movie: Big Business)

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Things you should not say walking along the `Great Wall of China'.

[ReadYourBible]

We had one more person in our tour group didn't we?

Things you shouldn't say over the paging system....

[Joey]

...attention Kmart shoppers,would the blond lady whowas seen taking our bluelight from our last bluelight special please

return it.It was not the item for sale.

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...to the 15th telemarketer to call you today.

[rocket]

Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone? Why are you calling my Cell Phone?......................

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Things you should not say at the Acropolis of Athens.

[Greenfield]

Dungy idols!

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Things you shouldn't say when you lock your keys in the car.

[rocket]

Damn

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Things you should not say to a pioneer after a month vacation.

[Greenfield]

"It's wrong to take vacations." Person saying that = Pioneer =

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Things you shouldn't say to a moderator.

[rocket]

I've ask you to pin that "New Member" thread to the top, now why hasn't that happened?

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Things you should not say in a Pizzeria.