Things You Shouldn't Say!

[LeslieDean]

You have spinach between your teeth...

Things you should not say to your tax accountant

[rocket]

I have the receipts somewhere, I just can't find them.

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Things you should not say to a sister who stumbled onto the podium to give a talk.

[Joey]

You should really cut back on the sauce on meeting nights.

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Things you shouldn't say to the WT study conductor who kept calling you by the wrong name.

[rocket]

I have been going to this congregation for the last 20 years, you'd think you could get my name right by now.

Our WT conductor is so funny, he called on a sister but he could only see the hand and not the face, so he ask for her name. It was his wife of 40+ years.

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Things you should not say to the WT conductor when he misses calling on your young child even though it was arranged ahead of time.

[Greenfield]

Well, little Johnny will never answer again if that's how it's gonna be!

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Things you shouldn't say when introducing yourself and your partner at the door when your partner has the same first name as you.

[rocket]

Good morning, I'm calling on all Ricks' in the neighborhood.

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Things you should not say to a savant pianist.

[Joey]

Now can you tie your shoes for us?

(I hated saying that)

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Things you shouldn't say to the Salvation Army Volunteers.

[rocket]

My great grandpa was a Salvation Army division commander only to quit because of the corruption and later become a Christian.

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Things you should not say to your children if you find contraband in their bedroom.

[Joey]

I'll give ya what you paid for it.

(Was that a test?)

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Things you shouldn't say to the blue haired kid who

came to your house to play with your kid.

[rocket]

no test, just seeing the humor in different points of view.

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I'm sorry, I don't allow smurfs in the house, I shoot them on sight.

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Things you should not say to your teenager when he says "I hate you" for taking his contraband.

[trottigy]

Good!

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What not to say to a smurf ;)

[rocket]

Do you guys come in any color other than blue.

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Things you should not say to a brother that wants to take every door.

[Joey]

Let's go out together again next Saturday.

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Things you shouldn't say to the friends who want to take really long coffee breaks.

[rocket]

10 minutes preaching and 2 hrs 20 mins. coffee break, I get it.

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Things not to say to the pioneer who says ahead of time, NO BREAKS.

[Joey]

We'll be back to pick you up in 2 hrs. then.

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What not to say to your visiting CO when your walking from door to door with him.

[rocket]

I hear the fringe benifits are pretty good for CO's and their wives.

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Things you should not say on a discussion board when their appears to be a cat fight breaking out.

[Joey]

Lynn will handle it.

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Things you shouldn't say to a new mom and dad.

[rocket]

350,000 dollars later and he/she will be an adult......maybe.

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Things you should not say to the sister that appears to have gained 80 lbs during her pregnancy.

[Holly]

350,000 dollars later and he/she will be an adult......maybe.

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Things you should not say to the sister that appears to have gained 80 lbs during her pregnancy.

Are you having tripletts?

Things you should not say to call off sick from work?

[Joey]

There's a big sale at Penny's and I can't miss it.

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Things you shouldn't tell someone while waiting at the doctors office.

[rocket]

I think I have the Avion Flu, the engineered kind from the Netherlands.

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Things you should not say out in the ministry on a cold day.

[Joey]

Everybody out,we're walking this street door to door.

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Things not to say to the householder after your car got stuck in her icy driveway.

[Holly]

Everybody out,we're walking this street door to door.

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Things not to say to the householder after your car got stuck in her icy driveway.

Your house must be demonized!

Things not to say to your unbelieving husband when he wants to know why you are on JWTalk "constantly"

[rocket]

There are a lot of cool single brother on there.

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Things you should not say to Jehovah in prayer.

[boodles]

"Jehovah, help me block this goal" (see the current Watchtower study mag. first article)

New: Things not to say to your doctor who thinks you're a hypochondriac!