Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Catalyst]

I see storm clouds coming - you should listen to my presentation instead of washing that dirty car!

New...things you SHOULD NOT say...to a District Overseer's wife who wants to work with you in field service?

You can learn a lot from me if you pay attention....!

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who gives you a hard time for not commenting enough.

[clez]

go read proverbs 1:5 A wise person will listen and take in more instruction,

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Things you shouldn't say to the brother that invited your family to cong. picnic then there was a no show and you spent hours looking for them and no one answered their phones or let you know they were going somewhere else at the last minuteX(

[barbara10]

Hey, brother, let's make a date to go out in service tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. - Guess if I show up or not!

New: Things NOT to say to your cat who keeps getting wrapped around your feet when you walk...

[Catalyst]

Hey, brother, let's make a date to go out in service tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. - Guess if I show up or not!

New: Things NOT to say to your cat who keeps getting wrapped around your feet when you walk...

Stop dogging me!

New: things not to say to a Brother who always avoids eye contact when he has a conversation

[surfergirl]

I won.t laugh at your crocked eye?

New things you shouldn.t say to..your Holden when it wont start?

[barbara10]

I won.t laugh at your crocked eye?

New things you shouldn.t say to..your Holden when it wont start?

What's a Holden?? (Not an answer, don't know what a Holden is).

[clez]

A holden is a car

remember John Cleese in farty towls

I'll give you a dam good thrashing

[barbara10]

A holden is a car

remember John Cleese in farty towls

I'll give you a dam good thrashing

Thanks for the explanation. And no, I don't remember John Cleese - will have to look him up!

Not to say to a Holden...I'm gonna get me a nwheelchair and leave you in the dust!

Things you shouldn't say to... a sister who tells you that the car wash down the street is only $5.00, and they do the inside! right after she gets in your car to go out in service and the inside of your car does not have junk or trash in it?

[cricket246]

Is this game open to everyone? [One of the first things that popped into my head - ]

Stare over at the other person's vehicle and say - "I was just about to tell you the same thing." O.O

How about....Things you shouldn't say to someone following you up and down the road when you're out in service, who keeps yelling the neighbors aren't at home.

[Catalyst]

Is this game open to everyone? [One of the first things that popped into my head - ]

Stare over at the other person's vehicle and say - "I was just about to tell you the same thing." O.O

How about....Things you shouldn't say to someone following you up and down the road when you're out in service, who keeps yelling the neighbors aren't at home.

Probably because you are yelling your head off all day..

New: Things you shouldn't say to a policeman who asks to see your ID.

[rocket]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to a return visit that you cannot catch at home but twice a year.

[catherineljpac]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to a return visit that you cannot catch at home but twice a year.

long time no see! you have a whole lot to catch up with!

Things you shouldn't say to your aunt regarding her new wordly boyfriend

[rocket]

You're going straight to Hell Gehenna for that one.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to your children that would rather stay in bed on a Saturday morning than to get up and go out in service.

[catherineljpac]

You're going straight to Hell Gehenna for that one.

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Things you Shouldn't say to your children that would rather stay in bed on a Saturday morning than to get up and go out in service.

No McDonald icecream for you then!

Things you shouldn't say to your partially deaf mother that could be completely mistaken for saying something entirely different. (Would have similar sounds)

[rocket]

Oh Ma, you sound so funny!

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Arizona.

[catherineljpac]

yeah but its a dry heat! (so what its still 115degrees!)

something you shouldnt say to a clown

[rocket]

Hey BOZO, if you honk that horn again I'm gonna cram it down your throat. (OK so I need some anger management)

New:

Things you Shouldn't say in the London Wheel.

[JudyO]

Always stay in the inside lane!

Things you shouldn't say to a blind person with a seeing eye dog......

[catherineljpac]

Always stay in the inside lane!

Things you shouldn't say to a blind person with a seeing eye dog......

How did you tame that panther?

things you shouldn't say to someone after they say "good luck"

[rocket]

Lucky me!

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to someone that lives in Oklahoma.

[JudyO]

What's up with the accent?

New:

Things you shouldn't say to a couch potato

[catherineljpac]

how are those bed sores?

things you shouldnt say to a little girl who's being a hypochondriac refusing to make her bed because "her arma hurt, and she can't move her legs, and cause it takes too long!"

[rocket]

Making your bed is the only way to keep the bed bugs out, otherwise they get in and bite you all night.

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Things you Shouldn't say to a two year old that is convinced that monsters are under his/her bed.

[JudyO]

Let's be sure and leave this light on so all of those scary hideous flesh-eating monsters in your closet and under your bed won't come out while you are asleep.

New:

What should you not say to an Elvis look-a-like?

[rocket]

Was Elvis really that FAT.

New:

Things you Shouldn't say to a Baptist lay person that comes to your door to invite you to thier Church service.