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Move of the road or you will become my next roast.

New things you should say....

To the brother who didn't give you a map. After he said he would?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Things you SHOULD say to your Jewish neighbors in an effort to invite them to the Memorial.

We'd love to have you come as an observer, the majority present are not Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Things you should say to inactive ones who were at the memorial and also present at the public talk and wt study this weekend.( yeah!)

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Things you should say to inactive ones who were at the memorial and also present at the public talk and wt study this weekend.( yeah!)

Yeah!!!! You are here! I was so hoping to see you again!!! I hope I'll see you next week ;) as seeing you here is really encouraging to me.

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Shoud say to the husband of the wife that is SO cold at the meetings that she gets him to turn up the heat and makes everyone else WAY TOO HOT!!!

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Things you SHOULD say to the young CO that thinks a JW Discussion Board is an unnecessary risk.

To the CO -> By all means then - DON'T go on one!!!!

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What you should say to a "Drop Bear"

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Things you SHOULD say to the elderly Elder that still thinks brother should wear white shirts on the podium.

Don't you just love how the "society" (yep say society because "Slave" won't make sense to him) is progressive????

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What to say that same elder when you wear a bright blue shirt with a white tie?

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Things you SHOULD say to the TMS counselor that is overly critical of your talk.

Thank you for your input :wave:

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What you should MUST say ask to "The Doctor" the first time you meet him

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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What you should MUST say ask to "The Doctor" the first time you meet him

I do not take blood or any products made from it's 4 main components... Here's my DPA.

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What to say to the doctor when he says "I have many JW patients, I will respect your wishes."

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Awesome, but is your TARDIS really bigger on the inside than it is on the outside??? (note: I would have went with "The Doctor", Doctor - who???? )

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What to say to "The Doctor" when he asks you to step inside the TARDIS to see

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Awesome, but is your TARDIS really bigger on the inside than it is on the outside??? (note: I would have went with "The Doctor", Doctor - who???? )

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What to say to "The Doctor" when he asks you to step inside the TARDIS to see

Lol...wrong doctor.....I didn't notice the definite article 'The'.....

Answer...I'm not getting in that Tardis with you alone!

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What you should say to people who have never watched Dr.Who...

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What you should say to people who have never watched Dr.Who...

:omg: You HAVE to get into the TARDIS!!! :lol1:

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What you should say to a HUGE WHO fan?

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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What you should say to people who have never watched Dr.Who...

:omg: You HAVE to get into the TARDIS!!! :lol1:

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What you should say to a HUGE WHO fan?

'The Doctor' will see you now!

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What you should say to friends who should be getting ready for the meeting but keep playing this game!

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What you should say to friends who should be getting ready for the meeting but keep playing this game!

Um, nothing - so they will get ready??/

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What you should say to some one who is LATE for their meeting because they were playing some computer game? :tsk:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Trottigy made me do it.

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Things you SHOULD say to the sister that,during the meeting, thinks she has to rest her foot on the back of your seat, there by inadvertently massaging your tush with the toe of her shoe.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Will your sole leave a black mark on my skirt?

What you should say to a brother who doesn't brush his teeth but smiles and breathes on you like it's no big deal. (Gack!)

Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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Will your sole leave a black mark on my skirt?

What you should say to a brother who doesn't brush his teeth but smiles and breathes on you like it's no big deal. (Gack!)

Would you like a breath mint or some toilet paper!

What you should say to the sister who asks if you've put on weight?

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When the Watchtower Study rolls around for those articles, I expect to see you commenting more than usual.

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Things you SHOULD say to a malcontent that wants a copy of the July Study Watchtower before it is released by the Branch.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Good things come to those who wait.

What you should say to:

Someone who hacks and coughs up lugies during meeting. :?

It sounds like you'll be needing a new lung for the next meeting.

What you should say to the sister who, when put with you at the field service group, says she'd rather go by herself.

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Good things come to those who wait. What you should say to: Someone who hacks and coughs up lugies during meeting. :?
It sounds like you'll be needing a new lung for the next meeting. What you should say to the sister who' date=' when put with you at the field service group, says she'd rather go by herself.[/b']

(I liked yours so much I couldn't resist answering yours)

Answer- What doesn't kill you will make you stronger!

What you should say to: a sis who looks horribly uncomfortable sitting with her hubby's study while he runs mikes.

Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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What you should say to: a sis who looks horribly uncomfortable sitting with her hubby's study while he runs mikes.

That was nice of you sis, those nose rings, lip studs, and tattoos of Satan would make anyone feel uncomfortable.

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What you should say to a sister who laughs during your presentation at the door.

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