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Wow what do you plan on doing now? 

 

 

New things you should say. to the Sun shinning after a few days of rain?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Can I get you some water?

 

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To the dog when he takes your computer and posts for you  :lol1:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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if you are going to type at least spell check  new: what would you say to a cat lady (be nice)

once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing strips with plaid is easy. Einstein

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Getty UP!!!!

 

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Things to say to the tablet lovers - now that they can be used on the stage  :ecstatic:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Am sure you know they never said you should take pictures from the stage right?

 

 

 

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Things to say to someone visiting bethel for the first time.

It is not important where we serve nor in what capacity but, rather, whom we serve. MARKUS HARTLIEF

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Hello, my name i Jerry - may I know yours and your family's??

 

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What to say to the Watchtower conductor that take too much time at the beginning and leave too little for the end!!!

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for opening my door young man, LOLs..

 

 

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what should you say too,,,

I can go driving again next week? :ecstatic:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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AT LAST!!!Thanks Bro. lols.

 

 

 

New things should say. to your son who is going to start school next week?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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There are no regrets Son, & I am sooooo proud of you.

 

 

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things you should say to..... someone thinking of working in retail?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Please cancel My card as it was stolen. This should be done quickly!

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What you SHOULD say when you get council (even if you don't think it applies)?

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for caring Jerry.☺

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What should you say to..frozen banana coated chocolated with sprinkles?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Say? Thank you! And Um CHOMP! :chef:

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Say to a guy preparing for his Geology Final tomorrow.


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Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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