Things You SHOULD Say!

[rocket]

I am deeply saddened for your loss, she was a wonderful person.

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Things you SHOULD say to a parent who's child is being bullied at school.

[trottigy]

I am here for you if you need a friend to go with you to talk to that kids parents.

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Things you should say to the Tax Man - when he cometh.

[rocket]

I have no objections to an audit, if I make a mistake I would want it corrected.

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Things you SHOULD say to the parents of a son/daughter that is disfellowshiped, to encourage them to not give up.

[LeslieDean]

Where would we be if Jehovah had given up? Where will your kids be if you give up? We are here to love and support you when you are not able to do so yourself.

What to say to the guest speaker after he passes gas during his talk (this happened)--

[GrumpysWife]

Did you have a frog in your pocket?

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To a new father with a really ugly baby.

[Holly]

Watch Out Satan! (lol, I read your other post)!

What to say to the brother who fell asleep during the Public Talk and let out this really loud snore!

Uh Oh, we both replied to Leslie! That's ok, this applies to the ugly baby too!

[rocket]

I really loved your comment, I can tell that it come from really deep with-in you.

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Things you SHOULD say to the mother of conjoined twins.

[Daniela]

I heard that raising them can pose a unique challenge to you. But I am your sister, and I really want to help. Do you want to talk about it?

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Things you SHOULD say to your Bible study that found out that her husband had been having an affair with a colleague.

[rocket]

My heart goes out to you. May I share a few scriptures that might be of comfort?

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Things you SHOULD say on a safari when a lion growls closely behind you.

[Daniela]

I`m dead!

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who said that many truths about God are beyond the scope of science.

[rocket]

True science always bears out the truth about God.

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Things you SHOULD say to Bob for providing a `discussion board' that is fun, safe and encouraging.

[pinkpopcorn]

Brother! Are you out of your MIND????? But, hey! Thanks!

What you should say when a brother keeps forgetting everyone's name, especially his own wife!

[Holly]

Maybe there's an App for that!

Things you should say to a person who takes himself to seriously.

[rocket]

Lighten-up and spell the roses.

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Things you SHOULD say to the brother that post a video and then discovers it has a bad "word" in the subtitle.

[Daniela]

You could ask Brother Tilford to "fix" this kind of problem. He`s doing a nice job in this regard.

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Things you SHOULD say to a Brother or Sister who chews gum during a talk given by an elder who spent much time for preparing that talk.

[Holly]

Can I have a stick of that?

Things you should say to the trash man who just let your can roll in the street and left it there.

[rocket]

You are such a nice man and I know you are always in a hurry but I really can't afford to buy another can. Pleeeeeese help me out here.

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Things you SHOULD say to the Med Aid that just saved your Mother's life by calling 911 when she collapsed from unknown reasons.

[trottigy]

Thank you so much. I want to show my appreciation by telling you how you can live forever!

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What you should say when your wife asks - "Does this make me look fat?"

[rocket]

Not at all dear, it highlights the fine details only I can enjoy.

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Things you SHOULD say to your wife after you hurt her feelings unintentionally.

[Holly]

Say nothing! actions speak louder than words: ie: do the dishes, vaccuum, clean the bathroom, dust and do the laundry. Order in dinner and turn on Lifetime Movie Network and watch the movie with her! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)! Then I woke up and realized I was dreaming!

Things you should not say to your husband who just hurt your feelings unintentionally!

[trottigy]

I know how much you love me because I see it every day (you help with diner, laundry, cleaning house, even painting when it doesn't need to be done, but I want the color changed) - I am sure you didn't mean to hurt my feelings (And then I woke up!!)

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Things you should say to your wife if you think she is becoming selfish / too spoiled

[Holly]

Yes Dear! (sarcastically, very sarcastically)!

Things you should say to your husband when you think He is becoming selfish/too spoiled

[trottigy]

You deserve to be spoiled BABE! Can I get you something?

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Things you should say to stop the wife from spoiling the dog.

[Holly]

When he dies early cause you wouldn't stop feeding him all that junk, I'm getting a snake!

Things you should say to your mother when she won't stop buying toys for your kids, and they have an overabundance!

[rocket]

I really think the kids should stay with you mom, this summer, for at least a month.

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Things you SHOULD say to your wife when she insist on backseat driving.