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I am here for you if you need a friend to go with you to talk to that kids parents.

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Things you should say to the Tax Man - when he cometh.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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I have no objections to an audit, if I make a mistake I would want it corrected.

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Things you SHOULD say to the parents of a son/daughter that is disfellowshiped, to encourage them to not give up.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Where would we be if Jehovah had given up? Where will your kids be if you give up? We are here to love and support you when you are not able to do so yourself.

What to say to the guest speaker after he passes gas during his talk (this happened)--

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Thankful to be among friends everyday!

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Watch Out Satan! (lol, I read your other post)!

What to say to the brother who fell asleep during the Public Talk and let out this really loud snore!

Uh Oh, we both replied to Leslie! That's ok, this applies to the ugly baby too!

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I heard that raising them can pose a unique challenge to you. But I am your sister, and I really want to help. Do you want to talk about it?

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Things you SHOULD say to your Bible study that found out that her husband had been having an affair with a colleague.

“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.” 

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You could ask Brother Tilford to "fix" this kind of problem. He`s doing a nice job in this regard. :)

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Things you SHOULD say to a Brother or Sister who chews gum during a talk given by an elder who spent much time for preparing that talk.

“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.” 

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You are such a nice man and I know you are always in a hurry but I really can't afford to buy another can. Pleeeeeese help me out here.

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Things you SHOULD say to the Med Aid that just saved your Mother's life by calling 911 when she collapsed from unknown reasons.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Thank you so much. I want to show my appreciation by telling you how you can live forever!

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What you should say when your wife asks - "Does this make me look fat?"

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Say nothing! actions speak louder than words: ie: do the dishes, vaccuum, clean the bathroom, dust and do the laundry. Order in dinner and turn on Lifetime Movie Network and watch the movie with her! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)! Then I woke up and realized I was dreaming!

Things you should not say to your husband who just hurt your feelings unintentionally!

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I know how much you love me because I see it every day (you help with diner, laundry, cleaning house, even painting when it doesn't need to be done, but I want the color changed) - I am sure you didn't mean to hurt my feelings :crush: (And then I woke up!!)

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Things you should say to your wife if you think she is becoming selfish / too spoiled

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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You deserve to be spoiled BABE! Can I get you something? :chef::drink:

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Things you should say to stop the wife from spoiling the dog.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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