Two Prawns (ok, I'm making a disclaimer right now~this is a definite 'groaner'!):lol1:

[Mrs. Musky]

TWO PRAWNS

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.

One called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being threatened by sharks.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin began to realize that his being a shark was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he

Approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy Justin swam back to his friends.

Looking around he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

'Where's Christian?' he asked.

'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend became a shark', came the reply.

Eager to put things right again, he set off to Christian's abode.

He shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.'

Christian replied, 'No way, you'll eat me. You're now a shark.

Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'.........

(get ready)

I've found Cod

I'm a Prawn again Christian

[Spydar]

lol

[MelFromOz]

haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa:lol1: that was awesome!! >< what a cute joke, loved it sister thanks for posting:heart:

[rocket]

That was a good one. Very funny!!!!!

What, you think I'm gonna spill the punchline. No Way! LOL

[Mrs. Musky]

Glad you liked it, Melanie...I almost didn't post it because I myself was groaning...ha, ha..But Musky put me up to it...hee, hee...

[Mrs. Musky]

That was a good one. Very funny!!!!!

What, you think I'm gonna spill the punchline. No Way! LOL

Yay--it passed the 'Tilford test'....LOL:ecstatic:

[sweetwillow58]

Good one....I love puns and plays on words

[Bec C]

I actually genuinely groaned ahahahaa

[trottigy]

OK gabby,

There once was a Lobster named Larry and a Clam named Sam.

Larry played the a harp and Sam owned a disco. Sam always was trying to get Larry to play at his disco.

One night after a few too many Larry the Lobster agreed.

He played wonderfully - maybe it was all the booze, but the next morning when he awoke at home he didn't know how he got there.

His wife asked - what happened and where is your harp?

His reply?

I must have - left my Harp in Sam Clams Disco

[Mrs. Musky]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, that was baaaad! But I loved it--even more than the one I posted!

[rocket]

[Spydar]

Jerry I dont get it

[rocket]

Jerry I dont get it

think of music

[Musky]

Jerry I dont get it

Did you click on "spoiler"?

[MelFromOz]

LOL @ Jerry's joke, hehe another cute one, loved it!>

[GrumpysWife]

Both really funny, I needed that laugh. Thanks you guys.

[Spydar]

Yeah but I still don't get it

[retroHelen]

Keston:I'ts a play on words of the title of the song made famous by the likes of old Crooner Tony Bennet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmyJqFcP4Ko&feature=player_embedded#!

[Spydar]

Hahahahahahaha I now get it thanks for the video retrohelen that really help

Good one Jerry

[trottigy]

Mrs Musky - I told your joke in service yesterday and that was the joke that was returned.

Car-groups are fun places ;)

WOW! Tony Bennett - Is that Charisma or what!!!

Love that smile.

[ReadYourBible]

I've found Cod

I'm a Prawn again Christian

Too funny LOL!

[niceguy1956]

OK, I have one for you, but for all of you who aren't from the uk (or lived here) you will need to know that our currency unit is the pound and one slang term for a pound is 'a quid' and i warn you, it's another 'groaner' - that being said, I'll get on with it!

One day this shark was very hungry, and as he swam about looking for food, all he came across was a very small shoal of tiny fish, and so 'munch, munch, munch', he ate them all up - but he wasn't very full and he kept looking. Then as he swam around this rock on the sea floor, he noticed an octopus sitting on it! Just as he was about to 'munch, munch, munch' the octopus, it just raised one tentacle and calmly said 'Whoa, whoa, whoa!' Immediately the shark stopped and must have looked stunned, and so the octopus explained. 'I am not very well - and if you eat me, you'll get ill too!' With that the shark thinks for a minute - and then 'MUNCH!' he eats the octopus, and quickly swims off to find his friend. When he finds his friend, he vomits up the octopus and says to his friend 'Here's that sick squid (six quid) I owe you!'

[GrumpysWife]

Most definitely a groaner, BIG Groaner.