What have you learned about men/women since you got married?

[Hallett 82]

....oh, yes, and maybe your wife will live longer than 3 years

You must have read the same book I did about the lifespan. . it was a lie . .

We got them as pets for our girls because we did not want long term commitment ties (15-17 years) as for a dog or cat.

Rotten little beasties lived more than 8 years. The search for yummy fresh lettuce tired me out and the kids had started work and had no time for the responsibility. They were very cute though.

[campanula]

long term commitment ties (15-17 years) as for a dog or cat.

Rotten little beasties lived more than 8 years.

So, well treated wife could reach the same age...

[Hallett 82]

long term commitment ties (15-17 years) as for a dog or cat.

Rotten little beasties lived more than 8 years.

So, well treated wife could reach the same age...

With fresh lettuce and straw every day. . . . yes! . . the sky is the limit. )'>

[Alphaeus]

I've learned that wives are "not appreciated." ;)

[Alphaeus]

and if you need a cuddle then you are asked why?

What have I to do with you woman? Get out of bed and make me a sammich!

Just funnin'...

[LizzyJo]

I am single, and i have been praying hard to Jehovah for a partner so that we can go to conventions, and share in the field ministry.

So i thought if i get a pet, and show Jehovah that i am a responsible person with a pet, then he would bless me with a wife.

I have a pet hamster called nibbles, and so far i have learned.

1. Never suck your wife up the hoover when doing house work.

2. Always give your wife plenty of vegetables and water.

3. Take your wife out at least once a month to give her fresh air.

4. Make sure your wife has plenty of exercise. ( i have a huge wheel on the wall of the bedroom for her)

5. Give your wife clean straw once a week, and keep her mind occupied by giving her toys to play with.

Thanks to my Hamster, i will make an excellent husband.

Great list. I am happily married, but I will keep my eye out for little furry sisters that might be a good match for you. Would you get mad if they ran under the couch a lot? Are whiskers a plus or a minus? Would you care if they bit you when they are tired and sleepy? Will you judge them on how much food they can stuff in their mouths?

[rocket]

I am single, and i have been praying hard to Jehovah for a partner so that we can go to conventions, and share in the field ministry.

So i thought if i get a pet, and show Jehovah that i am a responsible person with a pet, then he would bless me with a wife.

I have a pet hamster called nibbles, and so far i have learned.

1. Never suck your wife up the hoover when doing house work.

2. Always give your wife plenty of vegetables and water.

3. Take your wife out at least once a month to give her fresh air.

4. Make sure your wife has plenty of exercise. ( i have a huge wheel on the wall of the bedroom for her)

5. Give your wife clean straw once a week, and keep her mind occupied by giving her toys to play with.

Thanks to my Hamster, i will make an excellent husband.

When you get a human wife don't forget to get a human size exercize wheel, they will love it.

[ReadYourBible]

I am single, and i have been praying hard to Jehovah for a partner so that we can go to conventions, and share in the field ministry.

So i thought if i get a pet, and show Jehovah that i am a responsible person with a pet, then he would bless me with a wife.

I have a pet hamster called nibbles, and so far i have learned.

1. Never suck your wife up the hoover when doing house work.

2. Always give your wife plenty of vegetables and water.

3. Take your wife out at least once a month to give her fresh air.

4. Make sure your wife has plenty of exercise. ( i have a huge wheel on the wall of the bedroom for her)

5. Give your wife clean straw once a week, and keep her mind occupied by giving her toys to play with.

Thanks to my Hamster, i will make an excellent husband.

This reminds me of the hamster that I had at the same time as I was pregnant. She gave birth, ran away from them (I accidentally left the cage open) and so here I was with these little ones. I tried to get some goats milk for them to feed them, but they passed away and then I found their mother the next day. I was so broken up about it, I was blubbering to my Mom...."I CAN'T EVEN KEEP HAMSTERS ALIVE, how am I supposed to be a good Mom?!?

Moral of the story: Thanks to hamsters, I was pretty sure I'd be a horrible Mom. LOL!!!

p.s. Ron...I laughed loudly over your list...yep, sense of humour is number one on the husband must have list. Sadly my husband's sense of humour and mine differ greatly - I love to laugh, and find hilarity in the smallest of things. My husband is more selective with his laughter and very rarely do I hear him laugh. I wonder if he needs more straw.......

[LizzyJo]

Remember this? http://www.hampsterdance.com/freshhampstertracks.htm Ooh, It has changed a bit.

[purplefan]

No, as long as they don't do it too often.

Hamsters aree very inquisitive little creatures,

Bit like wives.

it would be an honour to have a furry little wife to take to the conventions Lizzy jo

As long as she dose not run under the seats, and hide her food all over the convention hall.

[purplefan]

Lynn. I could not get a Human size wheel, so i had to make do with a huge human size hamster ball.

If i put her in that,she can wander about the house, and i wont have to worry about sucking her up

hoover.

[lavritt]

Lynn. I could not get a Human size wheel, so i had to make do with a huge human size hamster ball.

If i put her in that,she can wander about the house, and i wont have to worry about sucking her up

hoover.

Ron, you're killing me with your posts!

And if you take her to the convention in her hamster ball, be sure to put a little velco on the bottom so she'll stick to the chair! Can't have your little furry honey rolling down the steps and squishing some elderly brother flat!

[Mrs. Musky]

Ron, you had me laughing out loud--that is just too funny...Maybe there's some truth in what you're saying?!? But seriously, Ron, you have what we women find so attractive--a sense of humor! Women love a man that can make them laugh. Life may not always be a bed of roses, but when we can laugh at life it makes life a bit easier. The best thing you can do is talk to Jehovah about your desire to find a good wife. I'm confident you will get the desires of your heart.

[purplefan]

Keep seeking first the kingdom guys.

As long as i am serving Jehovah then he will answer my prayers.

P.S.

Sharon i am so sorry to hear about your hamster loss, As svetlana said they only live for three years.

Dwarf hamsters live a bit longer, but when the go, they break your heart.

[campanula]

As svetlana said they only live for three years. Dwarf hamsters live a bit longer' date=' but when the go, they break your heart.[/quote'] That is why after I've had to put down my Great Dane dog I said to myself : "No pets any more. Never" Anyway your Nibbles must be funny. Does she look like this one?

[trottigy]

New tool

[KeshaJo]

I am single, and i have been praying hard to Jehovah for a partner so that we can go to conventions, and share in the field ministry.

So i thought if i get a pet, and show Jehovah that i am a responsible person with a pet, then he would bless me with a wife.

I have a pet hamster called nibbles, and so far i have learned.

1. Never suck your wife up the hoover when doing house work.

2. Always give your wife plenty of vegetables and water.

3. Take your wife out at least once a month to give her fresh air.

4. Make sure your wife has plenty of exercise. ( i have a huge wheel on the wall of the bedroom for her)

5. Give your wife clean straw once a week, and keep her mind occupied by giving her toys to play with.

Thanks to my Hamster, i will make an excellent husband.

There is so much to say about we learn in marriage. one thing i learned is that only when you're in it you know it, the society gives great suggestions and it was easy to comment on when I was not married, but it was a whole different ball game when i got married. I learned things about myself that I did realize e.g I am kinda bossy ( who knew) I thought I was submissive, but Im working hard at it. To my brother ron I think you found the perfert mate....... how often does she ask for new shoes? Thanks for the company to whoever is on it 11PM here in Trinidad and Im up attempting to complete an assignment for a teacher training programme. So thanks.

[campanula]

New tool

We do not need the new tool because we still have the old one

[KeshaJo]

New tool

We do not need the new tool because we still have the old one

i find that pic so appropriate and absolutely hilarious

[surfergirl]

New tool

Men and their gadgets. always needing another Tool, Is there a purpose for these tools? truly. dudes? then you need more storage space?

[robert_elv]

I remember a joke....

A guy walks down the street and trips over an old oil lamp. As he picks it up, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you one wish."

The surprised man says, "I want to live in a mansion in Hawaii, but I am afraid of boats and planes, so I want there to be a bridge from here to there."

The genie sighs, "That's too much work. Sorry, can't make it happen."

The man says, "Fine, then I want to understand women."

The genie replies, "Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Now I have learned it was not a joke..........

[Alphaeus]

New tool

We do not need the new tool because we still have the old one

I noticed there wasn't a husband in that picture.

[Alphaeus]

But even if you did marry' date=' you would commit no sin. And if a virgin [person'] married, such one would commit no sin. However, those who do will have tribulation in their flesh.

Tribulation...

[campanula]

I noticed there wasn't a husband in that picture.

Because he is very busy whether at work or in the congregation:raspberry:

[surfergirl]

I noticed there wasn't a husband in that picture.

Because he is very busy whether at work or in the congregation:raspberry:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001967325/2246669600_man_opening_door_for_lady_tm_xlarge.jpeg

Here's one for the Ladies. who would like to see some old fashioned caring service.

Bring that back.