Jokes

[walkr2]

All funny!

[bohemian]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused anasthaesia for root canal work at the dentists?

 

He said he could transcend dental medication.

[Brother_Bliss]

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
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Doctor: Denephew.

[Musky]

The new baby!

Edited July 29, 2013 by Musky

[surfergirl]

Musky your hilarious.

Every other topics are the Royals.

Guess that babies name game on the radio. Etc.

[pnutts]

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

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Doctor: Denephew.

I heard that eons ago and it was the woman's husband - he ran down the stairs at hospital and fell -was in a coma for 3 months and his brother ( the moron ) named the babies.   My being older is telling

Edited July 29, 2013 by pnutts

[pnutts]

The new baby!

newbaby.jpg

That's an insult to the baby -its bad enough having him for a grandfather.