New techniques to use in our field ministry! ​🤣​

[Brother_Bliss]

I hope you find some benefit with these: 

 

1) "I'm not interested."

 

You might say: "Well, many feel the same way. And they're called goats in the Bible. Let me share with you a scripture that talks about the fate of those goats. (Read Matthew 25:46) Do you want to get cut off?"

 

2) "I have my own religion."

 

You might say: "Yeah... and I have MY own religion too. See, I'm what you call a "Christian" (Be sure to bob your index and middle fingers in the air when saying Christian". It makes them feel so stupid)/ You know what "Christians" do? They "preach" to people. Those that ...don't preach" to people are called "goats" in the Bible. Do you want to know what happens to "goats"?" (Then, proceed as in number one above).

 

3) "I'm too busy."

 

You might say: "No you're not. You were probably in there watching TV or something. Don't lie to me. You know who the father of the lie is? It's Satan. Is he your daddy? Well... I think he is!"

 

4) "I'll read your literature if you'll read mine."

 

You might say: "Hey. This isn't a hostage negotiation here. I'm here to preach to YOU. Now, if you want to preach to ME, you'll have to get up off YOUR lazy bottom, and come knock on MY door on a Saturday morning. But don't bother, because I'm NOT INTERESTED in your beliefs, because I HAVE MY OWN RELIGION, and I'M TOO BUSY in the work of the Lord to READ YOUR LITERATURE IF YOU'LL READ MINE!" Then, slam THEIR door in THEIR face.

 

[sandra]

I needed that laugh. It makes for a good day. Plus, you feel like repsonding

to some of the people as you wrote.lol

Your sister in the faith.

Sandra from Virginia

[amg109]

Haha, thanks for giving me something to laugh about today.

[aPeacefulButterfly]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Now that made my day!

[Linda]

Too funny!

[cip2011]

It's very funny ><

I think..... I will use this:lol1:

[Brother_Bliss]

It's very funny >

I think..... I will use this:lol1:

Ciprian! It's your first post!

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[cip2011]

Thanks brother(tu)

[bohemian]

Oh so funny - I especially liked the last one!

[sianrose]

I was half way through and .....was getting worried that you were serious.... but then I got it....>

[dodzix3]

) i think i have gotten something to tell those who say i'm in their house to look into their soup...lol

[BlaqueCalalilly]

thanks for the laugh

[jeremy]

Okay, I think I'm begining to get the point, but youre just way too subtle. I'm too serious about things arnt I, and very slow witted obviously.

[shali]

Wow! This is exactly what every witness since the beginning of time has thought of saying when we get these so-called "conversation stoppers" but knew they could never say.  Seeing it in print really released a TON of stress!  Plus I laughed a lot so that probably released a ton of stress. 

[Capablewife]

Man Dismal_bliss you must have TONS of Bible studies!

[timpin]

Glad you dug this one up Brigette - Absolutely Fantastic, trying to tell these to my wife - can't stop laughing, choking ... I think I'm ready for the new Tracts in May & June now!

[shali]

Me too Tim! Me too!!!!!

[trottigy]

Nice. I didn't remember this. Boy do I miss Bib!

[Miss Bea]

Makes me wonder what else I missed. Thanks for pulling this out for us, well, newcomers.

[rbrown1205]

Wow, That sounds mean.  I know it is meant to be funny.

[inkartinc]

Maybe, as we wait and see if the Reasoning book gets updated these could be some of the added material under Conversation Stoppers.

One I used at a meeting demo...what not to say...

"I am sorry, I'm Catholic"

"I can understand why you would be sorry with all we read in the news today, that's why I'm here..."

[inkartinc]

I love "what not to do" parts, my daughter and I get asked to do them together often...I wonder why?

[shali]

I make sure keep my field service hours just low enough that I don't get asked to do demo's (haha!)

[Tia]

This is so funny!  Sometimes, I feel stresses in the ministry, and I place strain on myself -

Do not like that uptight feeling! -  just viewing this sure makes me feel less stress!  Makes you . 

[Roselyn]

My kind of warped humor