Are Women Hazardous?

[palmhat]

A man was being interviewed because he had been married or 50 years. When asked what his secret was he said "travelling, after 25 years of marriage he and his wife went to China. After being asked what he was doing for his 50th anniversary said "going back to China, this time I might bring her back."

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Edited March 20, 2014 by palmhat

[pnutts]

Seatbelt design.jpg

I saw this back in summer of 2006 at local hospital. Thought it was great back then. It is still so tr..u...e. Now they have a term for nagging wife while husband is driving -Distracted Driver. The fines just went up here to $280 plus loss of 3 demerit points for distracted driving. Seat belt design would help a Lot!

Edited March 20, 2014 by pnutts

[CHecker]

Even dogs can get that frozen look of fear while driving with a woman.

 

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I can't see him playing with the radio.

Nope Ashley, he's looking at the Persian Kitty Grandma is gettin' ready to run down!!

[palmhat]

Nope Ashley, he's looking at the Persian Kitty Grandma is gettin' ready to run down!!

Actually, that was my look when Joyce read my posts.

How do you make a smiley with a tail 'tween his legs? Lol

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[CHecker]

Joyce, good girl for reading Tony's posts! Way to go, keep him safe cause he's on the same list as Ashley!!

 

Now here's what it all comes down to-

 

[pnutts]

Bumper sticker in tourist country " So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time!"  Town of 6000 has 50,000 visitors almost every day in summer.

[pnutts]

Joyce, good girl for reading Tony's posts! Way to go, keep him safe cause he's on the same list as Ashley!!

 

Now here's what it all comes down to-

 

Actually I was born number 7 of 7. That makes me Perfect. Surely you have heard of me "Perfect Peter" AKA "Peter Perfect"? Works either way.

[RaymondG]

The way this thread keeps growing it must be a popular subject...

 

Unfortunately it's something I don't have to worry about these days.

[Lilac Isosceles]

Just ask Abimelech if women are hazardous.

 

(Judges 9:50-54) Abimelech then went to Thebez; he camped against Thebez and captured it. There was a strong tower in the middle of the city, and all the men and women and all the city leaders fled there. They shut themselves in and climbed onto the roof of the tower. Abimelech made his way to the tower and attacked it. He approached the entrance of the tower to set it on fire. Then one of the women dropped an upper millstone on Abimelech’s head and crushed his skull. He quickly called the attendant bearing his weapons and said to him: “Draw your sword and put me to death, so that they may not say about me, ‘A woman killed him.’” So his attendant ran him through, and he died.

 

[LeslieDean]

Is that why women reportedly live longer than men? :-)

[pnutts]

Is that why women reportedly live longer than men? :-)

I know a sister who is in her 50's who just got married again last week. She buried 2 husbands so far.

[palmhat]

Just ask Abimelech if women are hazardous.

(Judges 9:50-54) Abimelech then went to Thebez; he camped against Thebez and captured it. There was a strong tower in the middle of the city, and all the men and women and all the city leaders fled there. They shut themselves in and climbed onto the roof of the tower. Abimelech made his way to the tower and attacked it. He approached the entrance of the tower to set it on fire. Then one of the women dropped an upper millstone on Abimelech’s head and crushed his skull. He quickly called the attendant bearing his weapons and said to him: “Draw your sword and put me to death, so that they may not say about me, ‘A woman killed him.’” So his attendant ran him through, and he died.

Another woman playing head games. She picks a target, she rocks him, then becomes the source of a headache he just can't bear so he ends it. Option? Get meds or stay drunk.

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Edited March 21, 2014 by palmhat

[CHecker]

I know a sister who is in her 50's who just got married again last week. She buried 2 husbands so far.

Why oh why??? AGHHHH why?

[Toy Poodles]

Hey all, sorry I'm late, I will try to catch up.

[Toy Poodles]

Hey all, sorry I'm late, I will try to catch up.

[Toy Poodles]

I guess i put too many cartoons because this page froze and then posted me several times. Ugh. Did a man put this program together?

[Musky]

Yes, but we haven't taught the women how to use it correctly yet. 

[CHecker]

Yes, but we haven't taught the women how to use it correctly yet. 

 

(Suck in breath) Ohhhh Chuck, did you really say that?? Oh dear, oh dear, girls do we have something to say to Chuck? 

 

Deena honey, yes men must have put it together, it's ok, we're here for you!

Edited March 22, 2014 by bagwell1987

[timpin]

Chuck has been raised well   ...   he has been taught to speak Truth!

[Toy Poodles]

Cheryl thanks for having my back but it just shows that when Chuck and the other brothers were putting this program together, they had to make it more confusing than it had to be since they were afraid of their wife's might join and clean up the mess they created. 

[Toy Poodles]

The "Man Song"

 

 

[CHecker]

Cheryl thanks for having my back but it just shows that when Chuck and the other brothers were putting this program together, they had to make it more confusing than it had to be since they were afraid of their wife's might join and clean up the mess they created. 

 

Oh ouch Deena, surly you jest? 

The more I use the site the more I understand how to use it and now it's easy. I think the "folks" who did this did a wonderful thing and I have a great appreciation for it. I applaud them for giving of their time in creating it as well as the huge job of maintaining it.  Yes, appreciation indeed.

Edited March 22, 2014 by bagwell1987

[Toy Poodles]

yes I jest, I was just thinking how the brothers talk about their wives coming home or looking over their shoulders but you never hear that their wives are on the site. So I was just imagining it from that point of view. 

[CHecker]

Oh yes, that's what I thought.

[Qapla]

The brothers may have designed and implemented the site .... but is it possible it is all the sisters who are moderators who keep it working smoothly ????