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The love story of Kamlesh and Kavita.

Kamlesh and Kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Kavita promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kavita's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Kavita the news she said: 'Kavita, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Kavita replied (you'll love this)

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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;

man

1. ------------

board

Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand

2. ------------

i

Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

R

4. Road

A

D

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle

Easy to figure out, ha!

0

6._________

M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

knee

7. ------------

light

Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

ground

8. ----- ----------

feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -

13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

Ans. = long time no 'C'

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  • 2 weeks later...

George was a "real" golfer - he lived for the game. We played golf every Saturday morning with some "friends" from the Club.

One Saturday morning while they were on the back nine a funeral procession went down the street that was on the other side of the fence. George stopped what he was doing, took off his hat, held it over his heart and bowed his head while the procession drove by. When it was passed he replaced his hat and began his putt.

One of his fellow golfers remarked that his action when the funeral went by was very outstanding. The rest of the foursome agreed.

George commentd, "Well, she did give me 20 of the best years of her life, I figured it was the least I could do."

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I have an old favourite that I used a few times when working in Children's Homes.

Q. If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

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Give them time to think. Repeat the question slowly if they don't understand it.

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If they really can't get it, the answer is ...

A. Somewhere over a rainbow!

When you see the puzzled look on their face — in your best Judy Garland voice, sing: "Some where over a rainbow, weigh a pie."

Yep. I've got a strange sense of humour. :)

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[29/03 2:33 pm] ‪+91 98450 75843‬: I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

My wife insisted I make a call

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.

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