Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Greenfield]

Can I get that cockroach topping again? It was really good!

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Things you shouldn't say on break out in service.

[rocket]

I only take two minute potty breaks, time is too precious to waste.

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Things you should not say at the meeting for service.

[Greenfield]

Who wants to join me in going out for breakfast instead?

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Things you shouldn't say to an old-timer Witness.

[rocket]

Did you really believe that the Great Pyramid of Egypt was God's Stone Witness?

new: Things you should not say to the only member of the service car group that forgot their bumbershoot.

[Joey]

It just started raining,and we're walking this street door to door.See ya.

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....to the householder who's cat got out when he opened the door.

[rocket]

If ya accept a free Bible Study, I'll go catch him for ya.

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Things you should not say to a Brother/Sister after a loved one dies.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a Brother/Sister after a loved one dies.

This one I know from experinece:

1. Don't worry about it - you'll see them again.

2. I know how you feel

3. God needed another angel

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Things you shouldn't say to the tax accessor

[rocket]

Sure come on in, bring your notebook.

I had a next-door neighbor that was a county tax accessor. He would come in the house as I was building it, taking notes and sticking me with a large tax bill later.

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Things not to say while standing on the Great Pyramid of Egypt.

[Greenfield]

(to the worldly tour group) This truly is God's Stone Witness!

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Things you shouldn't say in Oregon.

[Joey]

... there's a party at Lynn Tilford's house!.

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Things you shouldn't say when you show up at Lynn's party!

[ReadYourBible]

Where's Nancy? I wanted to meet Nancy too? That's it, I'm leavin'.

Things you shouldn't say while getting your monthly check up at the doctor's office...

[ReadYourBible]

Things you should not say to a Brother/Sister after a loved one dies.

This one I know from experience:

1. Don't worry about it - you'll see them again.

2. I know how you feel

3. God needed another angel

I know how you feel ;) (actually I do in this case, I heard a few of these myself and it just makes you want to do something really unloving like write stuff in lipstick all over their car windows, or toilet paper their house, or.....okay I'm done.) I have someone's house to paper........

[trottigy]

We love you Sharon - I hope it isn't my house.

If it is knock on the door and come in - we'll drink a little wine and laugh it all off

[rocket]

Where's Nancy? I wanted to meet Nancy too? That's it, I'm leavin'.

Things you shouldn't say while getting your monthly check up at the doctor's office...

Keep your cotton pickin hands to your self.

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Things you should not say to your physiologist.

[Greenfield]

It all still works? I must not be trying hard enough.

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Things you shouldn't say to a special pioneer couple assigned to Manhattan.

[rocket]

Get a Life!

A co-worker said that once to me and I said "funny thing is that's what I'm trying to help you get, "Life."

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Things you should not say to your Psychiatrist.

(How many Psychiatrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? One but it has to watt to.) does not count.

[Greenfield]

*looks at psychiatrists notes* "Oh no, you're saying I'm insane and paranoid and ahhhh...!" (psychiatrist's notes say nothing of the sort.)

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Things you shouldn't say to your eye doctor.

[ReadYourBible]

Is it normal for my eye to do this? *pull fake eye out of socket*

Things you shouldn't say to yourself......

[ReadYourBible]

We love you Sharon - I hope it isn't my house.

If it is knock on the door and come in - we'll drink a little wine and laugh it all off

I think it was your house Jerry, thankfully for you I'm also notorious for getting addresses wrong and showing up at the wrong door when calling for people...

[rocket]

Is it normal for my eye to do this? *pull fake eye out of socket*

Things you shouldn't say to yourself......

I'm Cool! I'm Cool! Oh, did I say I'm Cool, Oh ya, I'm Cool!

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Things you should not say to the Visiting Speaker this Sunday before his talk.

[Joey]

...the visiting speaker is also required to conduct the WT study.

(this happened once when I was visiting in another state,I'm not saying which one,but it's a little

SE of our state,across the river.It's wild and wonderful there)

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...Things you shouldn't say about West Virginia.

[PGgenius]

I know this is not world better joke, but bec i have been public talk too next sunday. You can quest some peoples to hall

"Are you jw? Ouh ok I'm in the same company and firm

[Joey]

A new one...

Things you shouldn't say to the guy at Blockbuster.

[rocket]

Have you found a new Job yet as I hear Blockbuster is going bankrupt? New: Things you should not say on Table Mountain, South Africa.

[Greenfield]

Lion!! Run!!

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Things you shouldn't say ever.