Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Catalyst]

Was Elvis really that FAT.

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Things you Shouldn't say to a Baptist lay person that comes to your door to invite you to thier Church service.

Sure!

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Brother whose young children are always running around the hall after the meeting

[Joey]

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Brother whose young children are always running around the hall after the meeting

I locked your kids in the utility closet.

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Things you shouldn't say to a sister who wears way too much make-up.

[Myree]

Do you need a Spakfiller scraper to get that off?

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Things you shouldn't say on a first date.

[Joey]

I wanted to go out with you because you look just like my ex husband.

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Things you shouldn't say to your ex mother-in-law.

[DarinS]

I wanted to go out with you because you look just like my ex husband.

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Things you shouldn't say to your ex mother-in-law.

now that we are not related i don't have to pretend to lke you

things you wouldn't say to your body of elders

[Joey]

When I was helping get the money from the contribution boxes I borrowed a little for lunch.

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Things you shouldn't say to the person at the Hall who has a service dog with her.

[Catalyst]

When I was helping get the money from the contribution boxes I borrowed a little for lunch.

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Things you shouldn't say to the person at the Hall who has a service dog with her.

You must be feeling a little "ruff" today

New: Things you shouldn't say to a brother who never replies to emails.

[rocket]

Things you shouldn't say to a sister who wears way too much make-up.

1. You look just like a raccoon peeking her head out of a hay stack.

2. I've seen hookers with less make up than you.

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother who never replies to emails.

What a rude dude!

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Things you Shouldn't say to the 10 year old that reads Scriptures in the Watchtower Study better than you.

[DarinS]

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Things you Shouldn't say to the 10 year old that reads Scriptures in the Watchtower Study better than you.

just wait until u crash and burn too

things not to say to BIBLE study contemplating baptism

[rocket]

The water is really cold.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Florida.

[Joey]

The water is really cold.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Florida.

This is how the other 49 states do it......1,2,3,4,5......

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Things you shouldn't say to a householder whose holding back his angry dog.

[CHecker]

The water is really cold.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Florida.

This is how the other 49 states do it......1,2,3,4,5......

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Things you shouldn't say to a householder whose holding back his angry dog.

what a cutie, can I pet him?

[rocket]

When posting an answer, remember to post the next "Things you Shouldn't say."

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Things you Shouldn't say to the person who refuses the memorial invitation.

[surfergirl]

You ungrateful Person?

new things you shouldn't say to someone stuck in a time warp?

[rocket]

What time is it?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the person hording more memorial invitations than they could possibly give out.

[Catalyst]

What time is it?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the person hording more memorial invitations than they could possibly give out.

(Ephesians 5:5) . . .For YOU know this, recognizing it for yourselves, that no fornicator or unclean person or greedy person—

which means being an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of the Christ and of God.

NEW: Things you shouldn't say to a sister who always stands about six feet away from brothers when talking to them.

[Abbyz]

I don't mind your bad breath

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother whose talk was boring.

[Joey]

Things you shouldn't say to a brother whose talk was boring.

Either put some fire in that talk or put that talk in the fire.

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Things you shouldn't say to your bible student who partook of the wine at the memorial ( like mine did one year)

[Catalyst]

Things you shouldn't say to a brother whose talk was boring.

Either put some fire in that talk or put that talk in the fire.

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Things you shouldn't say to your bible student who partook of the wine at the memorial ( like mine did one year)

Next time save some for me!

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New: things you shouldn't say to the Hotel staff at the hotel you are staying at for an assembly.

[rocket]

How did this place get it's Five-Diamond Rating with no smimming pool.

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Things you Shouldn't say to New persons attending the Memorial.

[Catalyst]

How did this place get it's Five-Diamond Rating with no smimming pool.

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Things you Shouldn't say to New persons attending the Memorial.

So, when are you going to enroll as a regular pioneer?

NEW: things you shouldn't say to a memorial emblem server while he is serving.

[rocket]

Ya wana split the left-overs?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the 50 members of the next Congregation waiting in the vestibule for your Memorial Service to get over, making it diffucult for you to exit.

[Catalyst]

Ya wana split the left-overs?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the 50 members of the next Congregation waiting in the vestibule for your Memorial Service to get over, making it diffucult for you to exit.

That was a great memorial..let's stay for the next one.

New: Things you shouldn't say to the sister who made the bread emblem for the memeorial.

[rocket]

Can you make it where it doesn't taste like cardboard this time.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the brother that asks you to give up your seat so an elderly person can sit. ( Memorial )

[Catalyst]

Can you make it where it doesn't taste like cardboard this time.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the brother that asks you to give up your seat so an elderly person can sit. ( Memorial )

Only if you give me your seat.

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who is always losing the territory cards.