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14 minutes ago, ChrisTheConfused said:

An anagram for you:

 

"Dear brother moaned."

Bearded mother roan?

Another bearded rome?

Another beard remord?

:lol:

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1 minute ago, Tortuga said:

Bearded mother roan?

Another bearded rome?

Another beard remord?

:lol:

Close.

I made you say the b word three times!

The conclusion of the matter, everything having been heard, is: Fear the true God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole obligation of man. Ec 12:13

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"Closing time
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."

 
Just an opportunity to bring life to a new bit of frivolity.  Hopefully one that people won't get dogmatic about.




Are people really getting dogmatic??? We are Christian's but some playing the word "games" are being bullies!! Ok, not some, just one!


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A sister told me I was dogmatic b/c she thought I wrote down my Watchtower answers ahead of time.  Well, if I were going to be anything it probably would be dogmatic - allergic to cats. 



Aren't we suppose to do that? Don't tell me I was given the wrong information!


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15 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

No more beard thead...

When did this happen? Where have I been. Is this the beginning of the end? Woe is me!  :beard: 

 I am not sying I am Superman, I am only saying that nobody has ever seen Superman  and me in a room together.

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5 minutes ago, Old said:

When did this happen? Where have I been. Is this the beginning of the end? Woe is me!  :beard: 

A Benny shaved is a Benny urned....:)

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4 minutes ago, kejedo said:

Hazardous conditions this morning: close shave, knick of time.

Were things getting a little hairy?

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3 minutes ago, Jonathan77 said:

That is what caught my eye, what else would it be?

I hope the hat doesn't stumble you, some BOE will allow hats if they are acceptable in their area. :uhhuh:

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I noticed at the meeting last night that this picture shows that none of them had a nose.

 

Did they decide not to wear one, just for the occasion? 

 

Are there specific procedures in place or is this a conscience issue? 

 

Is this just permitted in their local area or did their Elders call Branch?

 

:shrugs:

 

 

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50 minutes ago, ChrisTheConfused said:

It's like a hairy version of Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

#anEarwormForYou

And more useless side drivel:

Bohemia can/did refer to one part or more of the Czech Republic.

Yes, Scaramouche,I can do the fandango.(Precursor to the Portuguese Chicken Dance).

I can also cook a fandango, which is shrimp or other protein and vegetables stir-fried with vermouth added.

A very dry martini is chilled gin (or  vodka,) with the word "Vermouth" just whispered above the libation.  

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