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Balance no the world will be dominated with Jehovahs servants at least until Jesus starts calling those from the grave. It will be until the final test. After that I will be filled with only Jehovahs faithful ones. 

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On 01/03/2017 at 5:13 PM, ChrisTheConfused said:

Slightly on topic, things I say wrong:
Strength faithening
Shoving leopards

Emma just said "She's gone to where the greed is nater."

The conclusion of the matter, everything having been heard, is: Fear the true God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole obligation of man. Ec 12:13

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I used to talk in Spoonerisms with my friend all the time. I can still do it quite well but I don't because it's easy to say something bad before realising it! I did get Emma saying 'shadded poulders', 'par cark', and 'wishdosher' at one point though.

 

My dad was a decorator and he once recalled this conversation with a householder, "Has the swimney cheep been?" "Yes, the swimney cheep came yesterday."

 

But it's Stanley Unwin who would have me creased up with laughter.

The conclusion of the matter, everything having been heard, is: Fear the true God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole obligation of man. Ec 12:13

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