Things You SHOULD Say!

[surfergirl]

why are you so blunt quickley?

new things you should say to the Mustangs?

[campanula]

Whoa, I wanna be safe and sound!

Things you should say if you want to be fired quickly

[surfergirl]

Boss I don't like you. You no good.

new things you should say to a V8?

[rocket]

A little less carrots and a little more celery please.

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Things you SHOULD say to the publisher tiring out and sliping into inactivity.

[surfergirl]

What do you value in life? May be you need a and a to come and have chat with you.

new things you say- to the one who helps to encourage you?

[rocket]

Thank you, I didn't think anybody cared.

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Things you SHOULD say to one who harps on past failed expectations.

[Hallett 82]

We are a people who enjoy TRUE ' Great Expectations' keep looking forward!

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Things you SHOULD say to a friend who is a friend to all

[rocket]

Thank you for your friendship.

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Things you SHOULD say to a known brother or sister who is undeniably dressed inappropriately at a convention.

[surfergirl]

are you looking for the arty party down the street.?

new things should say to a C"o and his Mrs who take a tape measure to make sure your'e skirt is the right length before

you can go on the stage ( this happened to a friend)

[rocket]

I appreciate your concern for modesty.

Things you SHOULD say to someone who refers to the CO's wife as COW acronym.

[campanula]

yes, she is a COW but how can you be sure that you won't

Things you should say to COW's husband

[rocket]

I really enjoyed you serving our congregation, I will miss you and your wife's robust enthusiasm for the Lord's work.

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Things you SHOULD say to the COW about chewing gum during meetings, having had a talk the week before the CO visit about not chewing gum at meetings.

[campanula]

Please, just swallow it right now. I'll bring you some water a bit later

Things you should say to yourself when you are

[Hallett 82]

Don't set fire to him!

Things you SHOULD say to, your long lost mother

[campanula]

Mammy.. My mammy ...: :

Things you should say to your 2m tall "little son"

[rocket]

If you don't behave I have a chainsaw that will bring you down to my size.

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Things you SHOULD say to your wife when you forgot the anniversary of your meeting.

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((my wife remembers the aniversary of everything, meeting, first date, first kiss etc. She would say: "You forgot didn't you", "forgot what, I say". "You forgot, I knew it, you forgot the day we met. (or one of the others) Well you see that's why I wanted our Wedding Aniversary on the same day as my X, so I wouldn't forget. Just too many numbers to remember.))

[Greenfield]

I am SO SORRY!! My mind was preoccupied with what I was going to do for you for the anniversary of our first date.

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Things you should say to

[surfergirl]

new things you should say to B.O ?

[Hallett 82]

I don't talk to Body Odour . .

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Things you SHOULD say to: driving instructor

[rocket]

I appreciate someone with so much experience behind the wheel teaching me.

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Things you SHOULD say to your driving instructer after spilling their coffee in their lap as a direct result of your driving.

[Hallett 82]

Oopps! . . don't worry . . I know all about treating 3rd degree burns . . happens all the time.

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Things you SHOULD say to a lost motorist who asks for directions (it will not be a man)

[rocket]

Normally I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag with a chain saw but I will try to help you anyway.

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who gives the persona that they know everything when in reality they just google a lot.

[Hallett 82]

You're ME!

NEW: Things you SHOULD say to to a clumbsy doctor

[rocket]

You're not a surgeon are you?

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who's feeling you hurt.

[Greenfield]

I am so sorry, I have foot in mouth disease you know.

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Things you should say to a computer virus.